No CUPCAKES!!!
 

yup, the town of mansfield MA has issued a decree - henceforward there will be no cupcakes allowed for birthday celebrations in school! you see, kids are fat in america because @ 25 times a yr they have cupcakes. Teachers are also limited to 2 food celebrations over the course of the year. This message was sent by the school nurses and said it was a reccomendation from the Mansfield Health Advisory Board.
I'd love the get a BMI for each member of the advisory board. Did they look at school lunch menu with chicken fingers, tostitos and cheese, pizza and other greasy fried crap? Of course not!
I would like to thank the liberals of this country once again for limiting my rights.
As you were growing up, did any of you think you would live in a country where your kids could not bring in cupcakes to celebrate their birthdays?

What's next, are they gonna cancel recess because a kid could fall down and get hurt?

I swear that these administrators have nothing better to do than think of ways to protect kids from themselves.

MORE FROZEN PROCESSED CRAP

mmmmmmmmmmmm GOOD

we put rubberized fill in the play area at St. Mary's so the kids would bounce if they fell.
That lasted about a year once staff and parents got tired of getting rubber out of the kids shoes.

I just sent the following to the Buzz opinion page and will send a copy to both schools and nurses

Last Friday, both my children who attend Mansfield Public Schools, brought home a letter notifying us that starting next year, children will no longer be allowed to bring in cupcakes or cake for birthday celebrations. It seems the war on childhood obesity has hit home. In typical politically correct fashion, instead of targeting the children that need it, we have to punish them all. The memory of childhood cupcakes is important to me. In my case, its wasn’t just sharing a treat with my classmates it was a patriotic statement. I was born on June 14, the seldom celebrated holiday of Flag Day. Each year, my mom would bake cupcakes for my class and adorn each cupcake with a paper American Flag. Now, some 35 yrs later, my children, who are growing up less than 40 miles from where the American Revolution was born and the Abolitionist movement started, will not have the right to bear cupcakes.

This decree came from a recommendation from Mansfield Health Advisory Board and the school nurses. I am wondering if the Board performed a detailed nutritional analysis of the benefits of a daily dose of chicken fingers, Tostitos and cheese, fun fish sticks, meatball subs (on white bread) and pizza, compared to the nutritional value of 20-30 cupcakes per year? Which contributes more to fat kids- random cupcakes or the school lunch menu? I'm no health expert, but I think I can make a pretty good guess.

What that the school nurses and the board don’t have the guts to tell you is that if your kid is overweight, its your fault. Not the fault of a few monthly cupcakes to celebrate their classmates birthday. Limit the TV, limit the snacks, get outside and walk, run, bike - its all common sense. But in America we are no longer accountable for our actions, we need faceless boards to step in and tell us what's best for our kids. We need to place the blame on things other than ourselves. How did we ever survive without them?
I never thought I would live in a town where my kids cant share some junk food with their classmates. Where the school regulates the food kids can share. Lets stop this nonsense, let kids bring in some cake or cupcakes and instead spend our energy on revamping the school lunch menu and get our rear ends off the couch and outside playing with our children. It will do you AND your kids some good.

Reads like Jack Edwards speech after the Montreal series.
Bon Apetit

What if it was an allergy thing...

My wife's niece is allergic to tree-nuts, which limits a lot of processed (junk) food...

not saying I agree, she's 8 and is very self aware not to eat anything risky, and other kids with allergies should be aware as well.

Again, mainly playing devils advocate, not saying I agree...

Not that I'm condoning it....but when I was growing up we NEVER got to bring cupcakes into school or celebrated our birthdays...it was just another day of class...that was all.

we got all the allergy notices before. This letter said its related to raising kids healthy and starting good habits at an early age.

see! perfect example! I see you posting in the portly angler threads and you didnt even have cupcakes as a kid!

By the way...great letter. :kewl:

Right to bear cupcakes....love it :hihi:

Hey I know I'm fat because its my fault....nobody else's....except maybe my Grandfather's gene's...he was a mountain of a man

that's a SICK law

i'd break it every day and smuggle in cupcakes
i would be the cupcake terrorist .....extreme

there would be cupcake tattoos
cup cake bumper stickers,decals
holographic cupcakes and oh so much more....

muooo ha ha ha

whose got cupcakes

I'd like a double chocolate

mmmmmmmm

Let's see.....
The schools have regulated/banned recess, for those that still have it, you can't run, play tag or any other PHYSICAL ACTIVITY!
So they kids can't burn any calories, yet the school sees itself "fit" to serve what "they" consider a healthy, nutritious lunch (provided they aren't serving WWII K-rations or expired-date food) and the school now wants to dictate that because some kids may be overweight (due to the school as much as the parents) they want to further control what your kids can do at school.

Maybe if these idiots were spending as much time, money and energy on TEACHING instead of wasting it on dietary concerns they help create, maybe just maybe the kids would be better suited to face the daily challeges of EDUCATION and not counting calories!!!

It's mental giants like these that make me wonder what am I paying taxes for in the first place. I think every school board in the country should lead by example. Before they institute ANY mandate, change any school rule, or create any assinine food law they should have to apply it to themselves FIRST.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander!

:uhuh::uhuh::uhuh::uhuh:

You didn't know? The school knows what's best for your child better than you do. Kids don't get fat because their parents are incompetent. They get fat because the government didn't appropriately guide parents on what is best for the kids.

It takes a village to raise a child, you know.

Im trying, it gets harder every day. After I went on a 20 minute tirade at home mu wifes says - "does this mean we're moving out of mansfield?"

This morning, I'm having coffee and talking to my daughter. She is telling me that at recess some kids were really into making their own Pokemon cards at recess. I was reminiscing that when I was in third grade, we were really into making paper airplanes and flying them at recess. Without missing a beat she says "Paper airplanes are banned at our school" I couldnt even react.....

We didn't have cupcakes growing up.

We were so poor, my mother would bake 2 potatoes, we would put them in our pockets to keep our hands warm (since we didn't have mittens and only 2 pairs of socks) and then we would eat the potatoes for lunch.

So isnt it very liberal of me to want to take my hard earned money and time, buy and bake cupcakes so my well off kids can share with the poor folks like you?
I would MA liberals would want me to bake twice as many as other kids.

You've got to be kidding. Well next year we're at Xvarian, I think they let the kids have cupcakes and fly paper airplanes. too funny and to sad.
But I do have to buy a mac. :confused:

Jimmy, I'm not kidding when I suggest the following. When a seat on the school committee becomes available, you should run. You have 2 children who will be in the school system for a lot of years and will be affected by decisions that are made. It sounds like they need a voice of reason, which you could provide.

Makes me ashamed to live here Jim. I work in Cambridge, I might as well move there now. BTW I'm eating Cheez-its as I read this thread.

I don't recall ever having food parties in school. Parties should be off school grounds and school is for learning.
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Maybe you want them to die young b/f they reach voting age from a heart attack.:uhuh:

My best friend is a teacher at Mansfield and I mentioned that there is little chance that I'll put my kids into a public schools system. He gets pissed off and tells me it's an attack on his job. I tell him that it's my choice based on a corrupt system that isn't designed to benefit the students the most. Then, in the next breath, he's telling me about how the teachers that have been there for a while just don't give a damn.

This is just one more thing to point to.

You moving to Cambridge? I can't imagine how you work there every day. That place is literally the earthy-crunchy, pretentious, socialist-minded capital of New England.

Spartans didnt eat cupcakes.

It's a great place to work. People here are great and only think they are saving the world. :rotf2:

SPARTAN kids were brutally beaten on a daily basis to make
them either die or become spartans.... men with no sense
of pain or compassion ...becoming totally brutal as a result.

I hope you don't have any kids.

You really think taking a few minutes out of the day during elementary school is detracting from the kids learning? Do you think learning social skills at a young age is important or should they only stick to math, science, reading, etc...? School is about a lot more than just "learning" as you put it.