Having Ex-Wives.......
 

Ahhhh yes.....Ex-wives! They are just wonderful......aren't they!:af: Mine was the evil spawn of Satan himself!:devil2: The best part is when I am in a throw down, knock out with the "X"!!!!! Then I get to fight with my girlfriend too!:wall: Its the only time we ever fight is when I am having problems with the "X"!!!!:nailem: My girlfriend always has all the answers.....she just knows exactly what I should do to screw my "X" over....but she just does not get it!!!!! See! She is still ranting and raving from the other room as I type this!!!!:smash: Somebody just shoot me now.......please!:wall:

Thanks...needed to vent!:af: Gonna start drinking again...and right quick!

Hate is a terrible thing. I never thought of myself as a hateful person, but people can be so cold and uncaring. It goes both ways.

Larry I feel your PAIN....My secret is dont have a steady girlfriend..Keep them all at a distance...:wall: :nailem:

Divorce is never the answer.

Real men fake their own deaths.

If ya treat all woman the way you would want to be treated ///it would be difficult to have those feelings & as a bonus //alot of G reat SEX :drool:

Divorce is something that I don't understand !!!
Maybe it's because, I'm from an Italian family that it dosen't exist, going back generations!!!
Divorce is never a good thing !!!
Especially when kids are involved!!!
Usually kids who come from divorced parents, end up doing the same later on in life !!!
Maybe thats why I don't understand it!

It happens Ron! It could happen to you just as easy as the guy next door...you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!!:nailem:

so when are you getting marreid agian??? :hihi:

Wow, I thought that was called PMS.

Could be worse.....you could have 2 Ex-wives....like a buddy of mine.....and he's married again. The Guy is a sucker for punishment

If she was this bad then why did you marry her? :lasso:

Most of that is caused by a Chemical reaction......Gold coming into contact w/ the left ring finger usually triggers it. :hihi:

you all don,t listen// the worse day S crewing is better than the best day fishing :wiggle: :wiggle:

If you haven't walked the walk, your talk has no meat. Sorry, that means you too mike. Larry, you know better than to vent on that one in a public forum. You want to vent, call a brother in arms. Will PM my cell # to you.

Hey ROSS // its just my opinion // I realize all tooooooooo well that we all have different problems & I respect that // You know me well enough to know its just my opinion == that there isn,t a woman on earth that shouldn,t be loved [physical] that being said /if ya hit them topside after with a f #$%^&*()(*& hammer that,s [OK] toooooooooooooooo :uhuh:

then.... :o)
 

you MUST be one hell of a fisherman ahh hahahahahah :thanks:

Not going to happen to me,
Like I said, It doesn't happen in my family!!!

Thats what I don't understand!!!
If the was evil when things got bad,
She was evil before you married her!!!
You were just not looking or thinking before you married her!!!
My grandfather allways told me, If you want to find out what a woman is really like, spend a lot of time with her mother and find out what she is really like!!!

Pain and Divorce
 

I have been involved in more breakups and divorces than most attorneys. Wish I had the dough for straightening chit out. I have seen the pain and sometimes it just never goes away even after both parties find someone else. Keep your chin up Larry.

move on to.....
 

the make up sex w/ the girlfriend, you'll forget all about the X

Can't live with them , can't live without them!!

Clammah, i love you. Just forgot youse from a different planet! I see you soon! Thanks for making me laugh most days

like rr's grandpa said. or then there's was al bundy said- can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

And staying together while regularly having scream fights like a banshee is?

I've been with my wife for close to 20 years,
Not 1 fight !!!:wiggle:

I was with mine for 20 yrs before she moved on..Oh and Ron she was Italian..:nailem:

Mike,
Maybe that was the problem,
She is and your not:laughs:

LOL....Could be,,Never did like her side of the family,But I have to say they didnt like me either..Mainly because I was Irish,,,I guess Irish and Italian dont mix...

I think what Ronnie is trying to say is some Italian familys are being tortured.:whackin:

...yet. :err:

thats the worst BS I ever heard out of you Clammer:smash: :smash:

You can never beat a good days fishing......I will take bass anyday over a women!

someone get the eel guy some help . fish is better than woman ?they smell a lot alike but thats it . Ill walk a flight of stairs anyday than walk a mile on the beach . thats why we have mustaches .

marriage
 

hahaha I'm 19 and reading this cracked me up. all i can say is sucks for you guys! lol. no j/p but the kids on my floor are diggin the jokes.

I wish you and your floor mates all the best when you tie the knot...sleep with one eye open!:laughs: Hope you marry a good one....I thought I did and I was dead wrong!!!! Sometimes you don't know until its too late!!!:wall:

larry
your so right . find the right one ( or at least one that will put up with you ) ! coming from a divorced family , Ive been honestly happily married for 22 years . I do what I want when I want as long as it doesnt interfer with her plans . the thing is some people dont belong together . but I know all the divorced dads are surely glad the have their kids ( even though they were delivered by a snake ) . some good comes from it all . it is a vicious circle !


to you younger folks try a lot of different people until you find the one that will put up with you shinnagins .

now back to our real issues at hand .

You can't live with them, you cant live without them.
Save your money go to Vegas once a month and get what you need.
Then come home and fish:wall:
But then maybe not. Pass me a beer will ya

Ill second that idea ! but get a hooker in vegas

Ya know, you can make some nice pencil poppers with their femur bones.

and if the glove don't fit, they will a... :angel:

Really easy to drill through the cartilage for through-wiring.