Best Quotes..
 

What are some of the best quotes you have heard from people?? This has something to do with my final project due in june for history, i'm doing it now, so i can just relax when everyone else is scrambleing to get theirs done. :bl: Basically what i'm doing is making up a song, with parts of other songs and basically putting them together, kinda like a remixed song.. the song has to represent my view of america and other people that i know opinions. :cputin:

I wish I was back in school :lurk:
You can quote me on that :hihi:

Samuel Bellamy: A cool pirate
 

out of context

regarding the rulers and law makers of this country compared to pirates of the high seas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

" They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only one difference, they rob the poor under cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage."



:buds:

Heard this one from a good ole' southern boy when I was in the Navy. Still one of the funniest saying I have ever heard

"He had a smile on his face bigger than a mule $hittin Peach Pits"


and here are a couple of quotes from one of my Favorite Movies....any guesses as to the movie.

"The sea is calm you said. Peaceful. Calm above, but below a world of gliding monsters preying on their fellows. Murderers, all of them. Only the strongest teeth survive. And who's to tell me it's any different here on board, or yonder on dry land?"

"we do not deal with justice here, but with the law"

Life is like a tomato.
First it ripens, then it rots.
So, enjoy your fruits while they are plentiful.


A Bomba original

"A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
A conservative is a liberal who has been robbed."

:hihi:

Two -

MLK Jr. -
"A threat to justice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"

Master Chief Lovette USS Arleigh Burke DDG-51 -
"Do a job right and you do a job once"

"my mistake, 4 coffins"

"even a broken clock is right twice a day"

Boss: What we've got here is failure to communicate.

"Just remember when your pointing that finger at someone else...there's three pointing right back at you."

"now i can be a nice guy, or i can be one real mean sum bitch, its all up to you"

Mark Twain on golf:

"A great way to ruin a nice walk"

"No wonder you are sick, you are full of puke!"

You cant squeeze your a$$ cheeks after you've already S#$%%T the bed.

"That's what they get for building a ballpark so close to the ocean" -Oil Can Boyd after being informed that that night's game in Cleveland had been cancelled due to fog

"you put enough monkees at enough typewriters and eventually you'll get a sentence"

"i think a screw fell out of it sir, screws fall out all the time the world's an imperfect place"

"you set em' up and i'll knock em' back, lloyd, one by one"

"people have always been fascinated about bridges, i've been more fascinated what goes on underneath them"

"dont you look at me so smug
and say i'm going bad
who are you to judge me
and the life that i live?"

"when the grey hair is dead, magua will eat his heart. before he dies, magua will put his children under the knife, so the grey hair will know his seed is wiped out forever"

"Hey Al, You got a Nutcracker?"

"You're Lookin' at Her"

Last words by a General " They couldn't hit an elephant a that dista......."

" The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

-George Costanza

"MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHI%$ER'S FULL"

" your name is, gay fokker"

Good fences make good neighbors. (Robert Frost)

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another (Charles #^&#^&#^&#^&ens)

you can't put a nail where a spike once lay. :hihi:

" It ain't over 'til it's over "

"Never answer an anonymous letter"

" I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"

" It's deja vu all over again"


" When you come to a fork in the road....Take it "

" I didn't really say everything I said "


" I want to thank you for making this day necessary"
......... Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947

On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh " We made too many wrong mistakes"


" You can observe a lot by watching "

" The future ain't what it used to be "

" It gets late early out here"

" If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be "

" If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them "


yogi berra

Ray Nagin in the midst of Katrina Chaos:

"Of course they are looting these people are Jonesin, Man".

Everyone has a purpose in life . For some its only to serve as a bad example. :)

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Here's a few of my favorites:
When you're dumb, you suffer.

Even the blind chicken gets a piece of corn.

If it doesn't matter who wins, then why do they keep score?

" I'm as happy as a clam at high tide"

" I'm gonna take you out like the trash"

" Don't write a check with your mouth your a$$ can't cash"

"Are you talking to me"

"See this :vamp: watch out for that:devil2: "

" YO Momma gon na knock you out"

" Told ya so"
Link Sr.:eyes:

Don't eat anything bigger than your head.
Don't stand up in a canoe.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."


:hihi:

Don't you know who I think I am?

Can't put a square peg in a round hole.

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

If you can read this, thank a teacher... If you are reading it in English thank a veteran!!!
SENATOR JOHN GLENN

u kill me :laughs:

Yeah Man!

Best quote ever !!!

You talking to me ?
Robert Deniro, Taxi driver !

it is what it is. belichick

I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different.
T. S. Eliot

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Elliot

The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason.
elliot

There is not a more repulsive spectacle than on old man who will not forsake the world, which has already forsaken him.
elliot

Our high respect for a well read person is praise enough for literature.
elliot

At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths -your abilities and your failings.
elliot

I believe in God like I believe in the sun rise. Not because I can see it, but because I can see all that it touches.

cs lewis

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
lewis

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
lewis

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
lewis

The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis. Dante Alighieri

Oh I cant believe no one gave up this one yet!!!

"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, feed him for a lifetime!"


"Lifes too short"


oh and of course we cant forget about gramps in grumpy old men when he said ....."you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first!"