So.... how cold is it?
 

your reply should begin with

it is so cold that.......

it is so cold that.......I'm in...:p

It was so cold I had to Drink my beer on a Stick

its so cold i nearly lost my toes standing outside for 5 minutes.

Tomorrow will be so cold the dogs will be sticking to the fire hydrants. :)

It is so cold that my outtie has turned into an innie.

My furnace died last night,
Its so cold I can't make a wise crack.
Its so cold I think I'm going to give the repair dude a hug.
Its so cold I don't give a crap about the bill.
Its so cold that I'm doing laundry and venting the dryer into the basement so my arfin pipes don't burst.

It's so cold that last night I went outside to pee, and it caused as yellow snow shower.:hee:

It is so cold I had to actually put on cloths, not my usual pajamas, to walk my daughter to the bus.
It is so cold I had to change my avatar to something Hawaiian
It is so cold I haven't been more than 10 feet from the wood stove all day.

It is so cold I am going to Maine this weekend to enjoy it.

Heading up there to do some smelting tomorrow right after work...

It was so cold this morning it took me 20 minutes to get my wife started!

Good one!

Kev, have fun.

It's sooo coold that I had to use my walk in freezer to warm up!:rotf2:

Anything below 90 degrees is cold. its 75 now, time to put long sleaves on.





This is the only time of the year i can brag about the weather..... sorry

It's soooo cold out I had to buy a new pair of Columbia Camo wool pants and matching wool boonie hat:smokin:

It's so cold the Bomba brothers are talkin about another ice fishing tournament.... on Stellwagen Bank!!

It's so cold that I almost lost a toe to a falling snotcicle.:tooth:

Suck it up...I just talked to my mom and she said back home it's going to be -30 tonight and that's just the air temp, the wind chill is much lower...

This is Cedar Rapids, Iowa mind you...not Alaska.

-spence

It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!

It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

so cold, well the dumb cat ain't so dumb after all

It's cold as balls. I'm in

colder than a witch in a well
 

it's so cold my refrigerator doesn't need to turn on.

it's so cold the mice in my house committed suicide.

It's so cold we now have no water .... nothing !!

it's so cold i have to melt snow on the wood stove.

it's so cold out it's no longer necessary to feed the birds.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/bird.jpg they're dead

It's so cold that if you take a cup of boiling hot water and throw it up into the air, it evaporates instantly, turning into a cloud.
(I did it last night to test it out, and again this morning to have witnesses.)

its so cold I cant work in shorts today... :crying:

82 right now in my sunroom. Solar energy, you can't beat it.

water pressure at the pressure tank.... in the basement

finally the bathroom sink has thawed out... thank god


phew....that was scary there for awhile....


as a whole pan of snow only yields an inch of water :eek5:

when melted........:p

:tooth:

Its so cold that everytime i fart i leave a vapor trail.

It's so cold that I think I am going to play pond hockey tomorrow

Guys have been doing that at the fresh water side of Nanaquacket in Tiverton for a few days. Granted it's not that deep but I think they're nuts. That ice ain't that thick and there's all salt water underneath.

-spence

many moons ago, the bay froze up so hard that people moved houses across it.. no kidding. Saltwater ice can be strong.

its so cold

The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands...

it's so cold
 

I'm ice fishing indoors...

the thermometer says.... 0

well actually i ask it everyday...

so... how cold is it....?

and it never says a thing... :fury:

So cold you gotta wear special earmuffs.:jester:

frozen woman lives
 

http://www.wisn.com/cnn-news/18524746/detail.html


now THAT'S COLD !

It was so cold in Maine this past weekend that my eyelids were trying to freeze together everytime I blinked while riding. It was so cold it was snowing without any snow clouds. The moisture in the air was freazing. That is a cool site.

it's so cold out my blue jays are eating chicken leftovers

i kid you not....!!

so how cold is it today
 

Well i went to grab some milk
and the ice cream was in
the bottom part of the refrigerator
where i stupidly left it last night
in a sleepy hurry.......after LOST
Crap i thought - as it was brand new :hs:

it was not melted at all ! :rolleyes: