old baseball hat , rag , old pizza box , and my paycheck
 

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I'm at a loss of words

Almost sounds like someone's train of thought derailed :grins:. Seriously, I'm sure the pics would have explained it better, but :nopics:.

I'm with ya Chef.

This is, Hands Down, the Funniest thing I've never see

sounds like a johnny cash tune... :buds:

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Up your meds, that might help.....:uhuh::uhuh:

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Wellllllll,were waiting!

Ok,where did that quote come from?.......Since there's no pics might as well have some fun:uhuh:

come-on chef...give it up...:confused:

Soon, waiting on the boss man to fix a security token so i can post pix.:jump1::jump1:

must be X rated

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You're a Thread-Tease

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make the pics 800 x 600 with a jpeg or png extension

Ya know, I keep checking this damned thread to see if the punchline is something I remember from Johnny Carson's old 'Carnak the Magnificent' shtick...:smokin:

Boy, this better be good, Chef....:whackin:

it better be better than good :uhuh:

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I feel like Geraldo opening up Al Capone's Secret Vault...:huh:

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Did the gog %$%$%$%$ in your hat too?
bummer

how you making out in the house hunt

gog????

The house hunt is over. Looked around and for what we wanted to spend most spots were too small , old , no basement for fishing gear , no room for my mushroom greenhouse/logs .

So i talked my current land lord down $275 !!! All i have to do is mow the lawn , easy enough. Cant beat $1000 for a 3 bed , 2 blocks from ocean , porch , yard , finished basement , washer/dryer , dishwasher and the fact i dont have to move anything!!! Land lord owns 85 houses , so im sure as long as he can pay the mortgage he doesnt care.

dog. gog... whatever.. 85? damn...

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growing mushrooms? sweat flavored in the hat?

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:yak5: bet you never saw this coming??? :rotf2:

Nice.

Hows the trial going? Farmers market next year? :D

had a nice meal at Trio Wed... you looked too busy to chat!

Glad you had a good dinner. Yeah the place is a zoo, really busy looking forward to post labor day. I NEED to hit the surf hard, barely fished at all this year.
The trials have been extremely succsesful. All the chefs that i have given samples have been really excited and blown away by the quality. Looking to do farmers markets and restaurant sales next spring. Im going up to the dept of agriculture this week to find out all the details.

pretty cool chef....:uhuh:
best of luck....

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Just kidding, Chef - nicely done...:kewl:

My brother-in-law used to send us morelles every spring from the upper midwest...:drool:...fresh morelles, lightly floured and fried in peanut oil with a horseradish-based dipping sauce...now that was my idea of something

But ya can't cultivate morelles though, can you...or can you...:huh:

Morels are my favorite mushroom. My parents grew up in the midwest also and told many stories of hunting trips with multiple shopping bags full!No, well mostly no as far as cultivation goes. There is one company that has a patened process to cultivate morels . There enviromental conditions that get them to fruit are very hard to reproduce indoors and they also have symbiotic relationships with plants/bacteria that cause them to fruit. ALso very hard to replicate. You can how ever grow morel spawn ( mushroom seed/roots) then put this outside in areas like old apple orchards or fairly recent burn sites. If your really lucky you might get some to grow the following year. I tried once under my parents apple trees with no luck.

Are mushrooms a fruit or vegetable? I gots to know....
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Neither . They are fungi , not from plant kingdom. The goverment puts them in with the veggies though.

Government doesn't know SH|T