You know your old when....
 

An apprentice says "Hey Mike can I bounce" and I'm looking at him like, WTF are you talking about. "dude, can I leave...."

Thought I was up on my slang, back to the urban dictionary.
Getting old is never fun......:confused:

Word!
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You have an apprentice????:wall:

Mike, I'll get you all caught up on the younger kids slang when I see you.

i'm surprised he didn't text you

Welcome to middle age :fury::uhuh::devil2: :hihi:

Did your nephew or whatever he was string the guitar?

-spence

Jon that's pretty "Solid"of you:devil2:

He was so excited!!! My brother was going to download an app to tune the guitar, or something like that...

Thanks again!!!

when:
people call you "Sir"

Cool. It's really a decent sounding guitar when it's set up. I'm glad I had the new strings...that will help a lot.

-spence

I downloaded te guitar tuner app and it's awesome.

Tell him the GuitarJamz.com tuner is the BOMB :)

When the sales clerk says...I think you'll qualify for senior discount.
Also,your fresh and saltwater licenses are FREE...

You old farts...

Mikey, looks like we need to hang out more often. I hope to have more time to fish in 2012.

You should have thrown him off the roof, when he went splat ....answer was "No ,you can't bounce"...

Bumbles bounce

you know your old when you make a thread in the Grumpy Old Farts section of your online fishing forum titled, "you know your old when" :smash:

You fall asleep on the 1430 dc shuttle
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when you don't know the names or recognize a single person referred to as new stars.

Or when you go to bed wondering if your gonna wake up

going grocery shopping is as good a work out as going to a gym

Fall asleep on the Acela doing 180 mph and then waking up because you gotta drain the hose

add when your walking through the stop an shop and every third step you fart along with the rest of the Q tips doing their food shopping.

Man I did that today thank God there wasn't a liquid content I had entire aisles to myself in Market Basket

Hi Steve :wave:

whoever invented fiber should b shot..... .

LMAO :rotf2::rotf2:

You know you're old when you read this stuff and don't laugh.

Yup.

when you start to place your hair rather than comb it.

You know you're ....uh what was the question?

you know you re old when you sit at the bar next to a chick and say to her "do I come here often?'

When you see someone your own age with a significantly younger woman and you think the guy is a perv.

I had to laugh....i was just watching the show about the pickers
searchin the southern barns for stuff to re sell
well this time they brought along his Nephew who got into
bidding with the old timer and did quite well actually

well afterwards he says....
I don't think it's as hard as my uncle makes it out to be
they are JUST LIKE.................................... OLD (ha ha ha ha)

when
 

you decide to sale around the world

An American sailor rescued in the remote South Pacific isn't ruling out another effort to navigate
alone around the tip of South America.
After all, he's tried only six times now to achieve the feat, and he's just 84 years old.
Quote:"Age means nothing. What is important is that you are alive, so I don't worry about numbers.
I worry about life. That, I think, is more important,"
SAID:-> Thomas Louis Corogin Monday after the Chilean navy brought him to shore.

you know your getting old when something that you swear happened 3 months ago really happened 2 YEARS ago! Doh! (btw i have done this several times in the past week alone... :smash: )

Jenn, you forgot SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fast ><><><

it is reverse de ja vu

Vu ja de

I m not old. I woke up this morning feeling like an 18 year old, but I couldnt find one.........