whats Your longest
 

fart:D
any tips?

Gahlic.................lots of gahlic:bc: :scream2: :conf: :blush:

gram crackers an milk

loudest...------>
 

black beans!!....sounded like a harley starting up with no tailpipe...
so loud, it blew my parrot off his perch and scared my dog out of the room at the very same moment which was so damn funny i was laughing non-stop for a long while..... heh heh heh....:D

White Castle Hamburgers:kewl:.

:laughs: http://www.striped-bass.com/vbulleti...s/new/fart.gif

Man I ripped one last week at about 3 am, it lasted at LEAST 13 seconds......had me laughin my a$$ off....too bad I was in a hotel room and couldn't have shared it with my wife :D

You ain't a man til you set off the smoke alarm.

" somebody go back to town for a chitt load of dimes "

all we need now is a camp fire. we could make our own movie.

try cat food...recommend shaws brand..chicken and cheese:smash:

I worship the groung You break wind on Oh great Jeti Night

Kale soup, ma man. Long since banned from this house. My guts felt like a habitrail. If I had fingered it right I coulda played some John Phillip Souza marches. The pain lasted for weeks. Never again.

First 1 bowl of Honey nut shredded wheat....then 5 or so Little Debbie oatmeat cream cookie things...throw in a peach or some other seasonal fruit (all eaten for dinner)....then in a while.....when all comfy in bed the little lady is ready for one hell of a good Dutch Oven.:eek:

Go to Wendys and order two of those new burgers with mushrooms, bacon and gooey cheese all mixed together on top of the meat. With extra mayo.

Take some burgers out of the freezer and put in refer. for 4 days then cook on grille and eat :happy:

I dont know
 

but whatever macey eats damn nasty!!:D

shoot Bruce that's tomaine :D

Can you really set off a smoke fart with a fart?

I meant detector:smash:

I farted once on a city bus and was told they felt in the rear .

With or without gall bladder?

:smash:

Raw String Beans - I ate those once, let one slide out without anyone knowing - until my Mom covered her face with a pillow. THen my Dad. THey actually had to get up and leave the Living Room.

Dried Apricots will also clear out a room, and give you plenty of gas for a long car ride with Bassmaster.

thank You:) oops I meen:mad:

Oh we can all rip one, but when was the last time you put a match to one and could you solder with the flame?

BURGER KING ONION RINGS :af:

Moonfire!:D

Mayo and Liptons French Onion Soup Mix the soup with the mayo and a little Cottage Cheese on a Ritz look out baby, All they have to do is hook me up to the boiler at work and they get enough gas to run it. Thom T

I don't EVEN WANT to GO THERE.......

Old Tomlinsons - Bridgeport CT - ANYTHING~!

your telling Me:point: :exp:

Beans is cheating...

These all sound like the "ripest"...
 

However, I think Dave's question was about the "longest"... I've covered three octaves, sounded like a Miles Davis solo, all on the same blast! :kewl: http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/edoom/fart.gif

I walked from one side of a 20 bay shop to the other one time and had to wait a couple extra seconds before opening the waiting room door - scared myself. As a result I no longer eat from canteen truck...

always knew u were full of it:p

yeh! it's two in the afternoon on fri. an I'm home, supose ta b working, runnin around getting permitts to hook inta town water, gettin a plumber, someone to dig a hole , town water people say , o he woun't b back till sept 5, hay lady , I got no water, u want me to chitt in the woods?? what's u mean I can't do this or that or get a permitt,,,,,,,,,,,,boy! bein grumpy sometimes pays off, I got my permitt on the spot, plumbers comin first thing monday an so's the hole digger to tap in the main line....I should b good an stinky by then:D errrrr! :mad:

I DON'T even want to go there :bshake: :splat:

My longest...... 31" wait do pfarts have lumps?

Stop it please!!! This isn't grumpin me out, on the contrary, I have tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard...."covered three octives and a Miles Davis solo"...."lit one that was hot enough to solder" PRICELESS!
A few years back my grandfather grew these nitro onions in his garden. He had so many, one night my mom boiled a couple dozen and with a little butter on them it was like eating candy. Later on we're sitting around when the onion methane finally completed its fermentation process. My dad got up and walked across the room and with every step it sounded like he was stepping on a whoopie cushion. That set my brothers and me off and of course laughing we couldn't hold them in. Literally you could not contain this gas. It was a situation that put the baked bean scene in Blazing Saddles to shame. It ended about half an hour later and we realized we'd better get out in the fresh air before we passed out from lack of oxygen in the room.

i got to boil some