Fear of Clowns seems healthy, ever since John Wayne Gacy.

And if anyone knows the "Pagliacci" story of how sad clowns really are......

I am all for a fear of clowns.

RM, the mental picture I just got from that is priceless. Speaking of being thrown out, I might get tossed for laughing out loud at my desk!! LOL

JohnR, Can we have an SB Halloween Party??? I know JUST what I will dress up as....

SweetieFace - super assistance per-chance?

Good Lord no! I wear that cape and those tights all week at work! Halloween is time for something different....

Did your mental picture have hair? I had hair back then you know.

I guess the picture was just of the whole train full of cheering kids toppling over to one side. One of those little trains that Ricky Schroeder had in silver spoons.
No one got hurt though, just the round-mouthed expressions of shock that kills me!

That is basically what happened. It was kind of scary though. Kids were crying, mom's were crying, and I was crying. But I used to look good when I would cry with a full head of hair.

LOL

You keep talking about that hair. I am picturing a light-skinned buckwheat tanking a train full of kids at the mall!!!!


:smash: :smash: :smash:

Pretty close. I was at a country club. AS far as the light skinned Buckweet goes, my hair was less of an afro and more of the reverse Chris L (that's what I call a mullet now) Short in the back and long in the front. I call that style the flock of seagulls.

LOL
Did it swing into your eyes when you moved your head???

ok...I am no long scared of spiders - I am scared of "flock of seagulls" haircuts

For a little while. Ok this is how the story goes. When I was a kid I always used to make fun of my dad's yinkle. You know that one 3 foot long piece of hair bald guys grow to comb over. Well when he would drive down the road his yinkle would always get sucked out of the window and wave around in the breeze like a rooster tail. So I swore that I would never let that happen to me. I started to grow my hair long when I was about 16 because I knew it was going to be my last chance. I started out with the flock of seaguls style. Then I eventually let the rest catch up. My problem is that my hair WAS very curly. I'm a dude, I don't know how to take care of long hair. I want to wash my hair and go. So it started to Dread up. At about twenty-one I had some fat locks in the back of my head. However, at this time I was well on my way to the world of the bald man. So, on the top of my head I just had one little dinky dred lock. I looked like some kind of deranged rastafarian cabbage doll. Then I shaved my head. I hope that aswered your questtion.

I feel for you man.....I am beginning to thin on top myself. I am holding my own so far, but it is only a matter of time.

But like you - I am going to take it like a man and shave it..... not only can I not take care of long hair, I can't do the transplant thing either. I am a guy and it sounds like too much work

I estimate 2 years until shave day

It'll be the best thing you ever did! Low maintenance and girls always wanna rub your head. I really did have a lot more success with the women when I did the bald thing. However, the calibur of the girls I would meet changed dratically as well. Instead of dating the library types, I started hooking up with bi-sexual pagan witches and the like. Oh well I gotta go. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.

Re: Symptoms...
 

Notaro,
when you asked this question... did you know it was a classic in the making?
Maybe we can sell the movie right to this tread on ebay...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Strarting

Re: Re: Symptoms...
 

uhh, no

This could sell on ebay:

Uh...Iwanna? If I were you, I'd keep it short and neat.
While hairstyles don't matter tremendously, I know of a lot of gals (such as myself) who see bald and the first thought is:....skinhead? Ratba$tard? The kid who terrorized the fat boy in 5th grade?

Stereotype I know....

But sometimes a little hair is better than none. I've not met you, but I'm warning you, not all men can pull of the shaved look.

Rappin Mikey happens to be able to pull of the skinhead look, but we all know he terrorized kids on choo choo trains, so it fits him well.....

still laughin my ass off here....

RM - Went to school near Mount Holyoke?

this thread will never end, right?:hs:

thanks for the advice SweetieFace.

two things..

1. I keep it high and tight now, and will as long as I can.....and the bald thing is a last resort.

2. I am lucky enough to have already found wonderful woman, the love of my life and she said she will understand.

So I don't see any need for my hairstyle to ever effect my dating status ever again.

If for some unforseen reason, I have to enter the dating pool again...I will be stuck with the "bi-sexual pagan witches " that mikey dates....

lol, abracadabra, a date! poof!

Why is MrMacey waving at me? What did I miss? Maybe he's just being friendly, I will wave back....

:bshake:

WOAH!! OOPS!!! Sorry! I mean to say:

:wave:

u re gonna make him run outta window and he is gonna fall out from room and fall unintentionally like a cartoon!:eek:

FEB and Hair
 

Can anybody screw @ with this picture and give me some hair and maybe a little FEB on some of my extremedies. O.K. maybe I just wanted to show off these little guys I got on some eels one night.

those are beauties Mikey

It would be my pleasure....
 

RM, I'd love to help you out.

Inspired by a well known celebrity, allow me to introduce you to: Rappin Whitney:

Or, if that doesn't suit your fancy, I've also gone Celebrity with you here with:

Rappin' Meg Ryan:

Or, my all time personal favorite, inspired by everyone's favorite Latina singer, dancer and actress....

Rappin' JLo:

eeww, now, that's a disease. mikey, u look better when u re as balad as bruce willis. re those ptown stripers?

here ya go
 

lol!:D :happy: :happy: :laughs: :happy: :laughs: :happy: