Women
 

Wife went out and bought a Friendlys celebration roll, then expected me to not celebrate. Seriously after ten years I would think she'd know me by now

It's a test my man.....there's always some sort of test.
I never pass the tests........
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short memories

According to who? It's all a matter of perspective my friend.
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Yah, and the change the rules every day, every GD day.
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My 5 year old says girls talk too much.
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And they all plug into the same circuit to recharge..
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Wait till the chicks leave the nest, then things will really be challenging for a while......

Her: "What are you thinking?"

Him: "If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking!"

(Al Bundy, "Married with Children")

Just purely hypocritical by nature...

I got a gold one :)
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preferably to go silent mode
for to speak allows one only
to sink deeper into the quicksand
so better to remain still....
say nothing....

because you can even leave for
30 minutes and then return
only to find them still muttering
the same ole sheet...

I thought this was pictures of women, much better to look at then listen to.

Classic!
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I am going to be surrounded for at least twenty more years to boot
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