Florida Man
 

See what kind of Florida Man you are. Go to Google, type Florida Man and your birthday. Trust me, it's worth it

"Florida man charged in naked rake attack"

“The Soviet ballistic missile program was formally created by a top secret decree “

I just knew sumpton was up

Florida man throws bicycle, then other man off bridge.
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Florida man high on flakka has sex with tree and calls himself Thor

Close the thread, I win.

florida woman gets no respect.
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FL man arrested with two cans of fart spray
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FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT

Well, my birthday is apparently National Florida Day.. Just to top it off.

"Florida man sets raccoon on fire for eating his mangoes"

I cant Choose between..

Florida man accused of beating his father to death while out at sea

or

Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts.

; )

I still think I win.
If it was just the man having sex with a tree, I'd argue it might be second place, but calling himself 'Thor':laughs::laughs::laughs::laughs:

florida troopers
 

chasin 3 naked girls on the freeway

only in florida