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BigFish 12-29-2009 05:12 PM

Worst Movies Ever!
 
The remake of Dragnet is up there! Caddy Shack II might be the worst movie ever made! Nuns on the Run is the only movie I have ever walked out on! 10 minutes and I was done!

basswipe 12-29-2009 05:14 PM

AI and The Village.

luds 12-29-2009 05:56 PM

Howard the Duck. LOL

Solaris! I somehow still watch it when it's on.

luds 12-29-2009 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by basswipe (Post 735315)
AI and The Village.

I actually like AI a little but I have wierd tastes.

The Dad Fisherman 12-29-2009 06:09 PM

You haven't seen bad until you've seen an Ed Wood original...

This is considered by many to be THE Worst movie ever made...

Plan 9 from Outer Space....it has vampires, aliens and zombies.....a true classic of crap. Bela Lugosi died while filming it so he had an actor walk around the rest of the movie with the cape over his face....


YouTube - Plan 9 From Outer Space (trailer)

or another of his worst films...Bride of the Monster.... Bela Lugosi fighting a huge rubber octopus...

YouTube - BRIDE OF THE MONSTER Trailer (1955)

and this is (supposedly) and autobiography...thats Ed Wood in the title role..he plays a transvestite with an Affinity for Cashmere sweaters......Glen or Glenda??

YouTube - Glen Or Glenda (trailer)

now THESE are BAD Movies.

The Dad Fisherman 12-29-2009 06:13 PM

How about a Town of Homicidal Rednecks...:hihi: Reminds me of Seabrook

YouTube - Trailer for Two Thousand Maniacs

The Dad Fisherman 12-29-2009 06:22 PM

Anybody for a good old fashion Midget Western......

YouTube - terror of tiny town

The Dad Fisherman 12-29-2009 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by basswipe (Post 735315)
AI and The Village.

You still want to go with those 2...:hihi:

PaulS 12-29-2009 06:24 PM

Joe and the Volcano, Reds

The Dad Fisherman 12-29-2009 06:28 PM

How about killer Produce......and yes its real.

YouTube - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Trailer

The Dad Fisherman 12-29-2009 06:35 PM

This one actually spawned 3 sequels if you can believe it...

YouTube - The Toxic Avenger Trailer

The Dad Fisherman 12-29-2009 06:41 PM

How about when Genres Collide...westerns and Horror in, not one, nbut 2 different movies.

YouTube - Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter & Billy The Kid Vs Dracula trailer

BigFish 12-29-2009 06:52 PM

Wow! kevin has all the classics!:rotf2:

Backbeach Jake 12-29-2009 07:46 PM

Norman Mailer's "Tough Guys Don't Dance"
The book was great the movie....:smash:

The Dad Fisherman 12-29-2009 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigFish (Post 735343)
Wow! kevin has all the classics!:rotf2:

Wanna make a bet that none of those were top 10 opening weekends...:hee:

If you want to see a great movie, Tim Burton made a film about Ed Wood that had Johnnie Depp as Ed wood called......well....Ed Wood.

seriously it is a great flick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyFq0N00wNU

Mike P 12-29-2009 08:24 PM

There's been a lot of schlocky movies made, but for an attempt at a serious "film" (if you get the difference between a "film" and a "movie" :rollem: ), the absolute worst piece of utter dreck that I ever wasted an hour of my life on was Burt Lancaster in "The Swimmer". :yak6:

BigFish 12-29-2009 08:52 PM

Mike P......that was a very strange flick!

RIJIMMY 12-30-2009 08:44 AM

AI - worst movie ever.

FishermanTim 12-30-2009 11:04 AM

How about:
"Yentil" - Barbara Streisand as a Hebrew Male impersonator?
"Under the Rainbow" - Chevy Chase and a cast of Munchkins - enough said
"Kingdom of the Spiders" - William Shatner and a pipe-cleaner like monster


As for the Ed Wood movies, at least he was consistant.

How about "Reefer Madness"? I can't recall ever seeing a stoner freak out like they do in this movie.

Wow, there are too many to list, and once you get started, you keep thinking of more and more!!!!

fishbones 12-30-2009 01:31 PM

Treasure of the Four Crowns
 
This was a 3D ripoff of the Indiana Jones movies. I remember making my mother drive me and some friends to the theater to see this when it came out. Even at 12 years old I was bitterly dissapointed. The production was so bad that you could see the cables holding up the objects as they were "coming right at you" in 3D. Almost one of those movies that's so bad, it's good.
YouTube - Treasure of the Four Crowns - Fits The 4th

FishermanTim 12-30-2009 02:02 PM

How about "JAWS 3" (in 3D) or "JAWS: the revenge"

(Just how smart can a shark be if it gets trapped in an amusement park???)
(I also didn't know sharks could roar like a bull elephant and lift 2/3 of their body out of the water when doing so. Boy, if that isn't fantasy, I don't know what is.)

Then there's "Tremors 3" where they throw the evolutionary book out the window, and create a creature that flies using it's own flatulence as fuel!! (Kind of makes lighting yours a little passe'.)

MarshCappa 12-30-2009 03:51 PM

How about 1941? I'm a fan of Belushi but this movie was pretty bad.

Mike P 12-30-2009 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFish (Post 735365)
Mike P......that was a very strange flick!

The only thing I can figure is that it was an early attempt at a chic flick, that women would flock to watch an hour's worth of Lancaster's bare chest :doh: :confused:

Zeal 12-30-2009 09:05 PM

House of 1000 Corpses and its Sequel. I never forgave my friend to this day for making me waste 4 hours.

The Dad Fisherman 12-30-2009 09:30 PM

I actually thought they were pretty good for what they were......Entertaining in a twisted sort of way

Zeal 12-31-2009 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman (Post 735604)
I actually thought they were pretty good for what they were......Entertaining in a twisted sort of way

I knew what rob zombie was aiming for, i just hated the movies. period.

RIJIMMY 12-31-2009 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MarshCappa (Post 735515)
How about 1941? I'm a fan of Belushi but this movie was pretty bad.

I loved that movie as a kid.

Slingah 12-31-2009 11:26 AM

Speed 2: Cruise Control

this movie really sucked.....

Tagger 12-31-2009 04:23 PM

Sorry Kev ,, I was once a big fan of cult classic "Toxic Avenger" flix .. I was much younger and in a different frame of mind .. :buds: Loved those movies ..
YouTube - Trailer for the Toxic Avenger III

The Dad Fisherman 12-31-2009 04:30 PM

How about this Troma Classic......

YouTube - Poultrygeist Trailer


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