"THATS NOT A VERNACULAR, THATS A DERBY"

no manager yet...;) i might need one.

of course, i am illegal to drink, but i still do drink on occassions.

what kind of underear am i going to wear? the pelgaic brief or boxer? make sure joe boxers make those wadeable and breatheable:D

(Flesh eating Chia Pet?? LOL!! g-g-g-gangrene!)

Kids, tired of the same old action figures??? Any G.I. Joe, #^&#^&#^&#^& or Harry can carry a bazooka!
Its time for something new, something out of this world, something DIFFERENT in the toy world:

NOTARO ACTION FIGURES!!!!

The Notaro Figures each come with 3 piece protective gear including a layer of Kevlar, a BIOhazard suit, and a full suit or armor! (armor! armor!)

Notaro comes in three styles:

Fishing Notaro complete with half rotted fishing net and waders, all three styles of protective gear and sea-sick pills. Flesh Eating Bacteria packet for you to use too!* Catch all the fish in the Center for Disease Control Pond with Fishing Notaro!**

Computer-Geek Notaro which comes with small laptop and easy chair. This series comes with optional reading glasses, two extra floppy disks, and Striped-Bass.com downloads for you!

Quarantine Notaro - this Hospital-bound action figure comes on his own stretcher, wearing a Johnny, hooked up to 10-15 IV lines, and coughs when you squeeze his stomach. Special features, Quarantine Notaro is immune to most strains of flesh-eating bacteria, but is a known carrier. Quarantine Notaro shoots enemies with his detachable IV line, coughs his deadly virus onto them and can karate chop a team of infedels with the simple up and down action of his adjustable bed!!!

* Not for children under 4
**Fishing Pole with bacteria riddled fish on the end not included.

GET YOURS TODAY!! Supplies are limited!

Available at: WalMart, KB Toys, and Toys R Us.
Quarantine Notaro available at Mass General Hospital and Brigham & Women's!

***ON SALE NOW!!!***

hahaha, karate chops? when u leave me in the quarrinated area on the beach, i will turn into a moldy corpse with a rod holding on my boney hands like mikecc's avatar.:p

Well, whatever you do... DON'T make a G-STRING version!!! :yak:

:eek5: wait a minute... yes, do make them. why? they are for women who want to spice up their relationship or marriage by wearing it and a pair of kelvar gloves...:D

Also Available:

Notaro Stripper Doll!!! Yes, kids, that's right, you can have your very own Notaro Stripper Doll!

Comes complete with Sparkling Tassles, Cardboard Stage and Dancing Pole, Parapalegic Breathable Wader-Boxers, Waterproof Briefs, and "Got String?" G-String!

Notaro Deluxe Stripper Doll comes with hotel room key and mini-collection of his very own porno's!!! (additional charge)

Rush out and get the Notaro Stripper Doll today! You don't want to be the only one on the block without one!

Actually... Yes I do! :eek:

Here is the preview...:musc: :wiggle: :bshake:

liar.

hey notaro.. is that a major wedgie i'm seeing? :D

no, that's me shaking booty. and u can tell i looked like i just came outta bathroom...

yeah but am i seeing toilet paper?

Just don't put these 2 together:

:bshake: :humpty:

:jester:

ya better watch out your peepee might fall off !
got bobbit

:D

mtnbrz, lmfao.. good one!!!


:laughs: :laughs:

Order now, and you'll receive a FREE set of Notaro Kitchen Knives!

These knives slice and dice!, they neuter your dog!... they even send your kids to college!

Heated knives cut through butter, jello, and even hard boiled eggs!...

And every thing else that's very tough to cut through!

And wait.... THERE"S MORE!!!...

Where is my Notaro, s-b.com logo.... I need it for my fishing bag.

Sweetieface, you are to funny.. roflmao:laughs:

Rob, lol :D

:eek5: :err: :uhoh: not the dog, man...

I got it… :bounce: You know what you need to market???

An inflatable version of the "tree huggers." Blow em' up and paddle around in em'. :kewl:

Perfect for those LONG TnW trips, when the bite is on and you just don't want to head to the dumper on shore! :boots:

You could probably even mount a trolling motor on the XXL model! :laughs:

ALL ABOARD! ;)

Admit it, it would look cute on the mantle right next to the urn full of ashes.. rofl

Yes... But it would look better in the urn!

No offense Notaro! ;)

Whaddya think the ashes were!

:err: nasty...

So...um I gotta ask this....

HOW'S YA PANCREAS?

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Okay, I was away for most of this thread, and I just went thru all 12 pages.....

ALL OF YOU ARE CERTIFIABLE INSANE.......

:D

I Just did the same thing 12 pages can we say off topic
 

While laughter is the best medicine it doesn't work on flesh eating bacteria while your laughing it eats your trachea and kills you then moves to the next victim much like richard simons.

richard simmons was suffering from a overexercising crapola and got himself drained in mind... Besides, he doesn't fish. He eats bananas and lipos.

but hows ya PANCREAS?

:laughs: :laughs: