:eek: -*faints* *thuds*

Although if you're gonna be a Dr., a smilies specialist would be appropriate (you DO have a whole page of great smilies)

and Dr. Smilies has a nice ring to it...

But not as nice as DR Sprinkles....

"DR Sprinkles, emergency on line one"

or

"Dr Sprinkles, am I going to Live?"

or

"Dr Sprinkles - can you save all of it?"

(Semi-inside Joke :) )

I'll put $5 on that it's not rabies, and another fin on "not ebola".

"Dr. Sprinkles??? He's in the ER with Dr. Smilies!!!"
Paging Drs. Sprinkles and Smilies.
Sounds like a dentist office: You've reached the office of Drs. Sprinkles and Smilies, we aren't available to take your call right now......

LOL!!!
Oh no, Notaro just thud-ded!! LOLOLOL!!!!! THis is crazy at best!!!!!

And MikeP, I'll take those wagers along with:
Its NOT E-coli
Its NOT the Bubonic Plague
and....I'll take "Its NOT Typhus" for 400 please, Alex.

I'll take SARS for $100 Alex. :D

go see http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/1660/hib-mug.gif
or
http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/1660/nick.gif

cuz you might end up

http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/1660/scrembrt.jpg

yeah I have a GF and sweetieface doesnt know im joshin' with her.. nothing like a sense of humor :)

Gloucester: NOT A TUMOR!!!

Yes, Jugstah, I know you're joshing with me. *sniff* *sniff* :crying:
I'll just put my hair back up and take the lipstick off. *sigh*

Krispy, I can't see your pictures...what are they?

Moe:"Ona-cana-mana-pana"

Curly:" Ona-cana-mana-pana"

Notaro if you had the flesh eating bacteria you would certainly know. The area around your wound would start to puss, phester etc. You probably had something bad to eat, have gas, or need some exlax. ;)

or just some wendy's chili. i had some today at around 10:30 AM and it works.:hihi: (i know, good breakfast) will clean that flesh eating bacteria right outof ya, just wait about 20 min. like flippin a switch.

This post is great :happy: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :bgi: :bgi: :bgi: :bgi: :bgi:

Anyone here from Notaro yet?

Yo Notty - did the line cut your finger or a fish? Did you stick your hand down the Bluefish's throat? That's F.I.B as in Fist Ingesting Bluefish, also a nasty thing to watch out for. Does it hurt to pee? If not then you're probably OK.

he must be on the toilet or at wendies .

toilet AT wendy's:)

:sick: :yak: :eek5: :err: *BOOM* *diarreaic farts*

I used a glove to hold down a bluefish's throat while attempting to de-hook from it's gill or throat. But the glove was a little torn. I pee just fine. It's probably a gas. Damn, I worry too much...

I got this far before I fell out of the chair "ROFL", good one Sweetieface. :p :p :p :D :D :D After reading this tread I need a vacation....

:D

i can take my thumb and sand my plugs smooth:D

OMG!!! I just peed my pants (am I OK????? :eek: ) mine are killin me right now so I guess thats why I am findin that so humerous....:p

BM U beyond help anyways :p

A what color budda u never answer me. :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

Best thread in a long time!:bl: :bl2: :laugha: :laugha: :laugha: :jester: I'm sitting here in the dark LMFAO and wife came out of the bedroom from sleeping, looked at me real funny like, shook her head, called me an effin nut and went back to bed.
Notaro, buddy, better have IT looked at before it falls off and you're not able to:humpty:

Notaro, the problem is with the raggedy glacier gloves --- you need to get some of those Kevalr meat cutter's gloves -- they're bullet proof. :rocketem:

I think the creepy crawlers can still get through though, so they're best paired with latex under gloves. :alien:

Notaro...does it hurt if your touch your toes??:confused:

Notaro!!!...:eek: I GOT IT!!...

...next time, use this before....AND after :love:

http://www.vaseline.com/images/VPJ2.jpg

LMFAO, bloocrab

great thread !!!!!!


hey john R: "$9000 for a pancreas?"

was it johnny dangerously?

I agree! Thanks for the laughs folks! :D

If any of you clowns were feeling sick enough to ask this board for medical advise you had better get to an ER immediately...

Some Flesh Eating Bacterium has Consumed Your Brain!!

• Case of home made beer - ZERO Dollars
• All you can eat home made pork rinds - ZERO Dollars
• Medical advice from INTERNET - ZERO Dollars
• Trip to ER in bed of a sand sled because you took/ignored advice from INTERNET - ZERO Dollars
• Getting Flesh Eating Bacterium Cause you took the free advice and didn't go to the ER - Arm&Leg
• Look on your face when the Dr says it is just bad gas - priceless

Serious note - Be safe. if you think you are bigtime sick see your doc or the ER doc. They have free care if you don't have insurance. AND any bill is better than death through ignorance.