Tragic death at Guiness Brewery
 

Interpol released a statement today detailing the tragic death of an Irish brewery worker. He drowned in a big vat of stout. When questioned about the fatal accident , the brewery president stated that several workers had unsuccessfully tried to save the man. Two men called "heroes" by the brewery president stated they had pulled the man out of the vat to safety twice but that he just kept diving back in again. The funeral will be held on Saturday at the local pub with the entire town in attendence since they are all at the pub every saturday night anyway.

That was my Uncle Patrick and it happened in the late 80s. He dove in 3 times.

Must have been a great batch!