The Bed Bug Summit
 

President Donald Trump has awarded the G-7 Summit of world leaders to himself.

A bedrock promise of Trump's presidency -- that he would not use his public power to benefit his private company -- explodes.

Keep stomping your feet pal. 🍼
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It should be pretty obvious, but any federal employee awarding himself a multi-million dollar contract would likely be sitting in the lockup right now. Waiting for the bail hearing.

Not Donald Trump.
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I thought we established that already.
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The other day, a gigantic bed bug came up to me, tears in his eyes... this bed bug was big, real bloodsucker... tears in his eyes he says, ‘Sir, I never dreamt I could infest the beds of world leaders until you came along so thank you Sir.’
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I think you need a hug.
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Word is that Trump National Doral is infested with disgusting creatures that no one wants around but are nearly impossible to get rid of.

Also, it has bed bugs.
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Hosting the DNC, are they?
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Actually I thought it was Congressman in general
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Can't argue that
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this is sexist

Pretty woke of you
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