The world ends this weekend
 

According to some...there will be an earthquake on Sat and it will mark the beginning of the end of the world. The end of the world will officially come 5 months from sat. but it all starts this weekend.
Have a nice day and give your kids and wife a hug and a kiss, just in case.:jump1:

Tick tock goes the doomsday clock – CNN Belief Blog - CNN.com Blogs

Dang! I just bought a big bunch of green bananas.:eek5:

I believe we are in the end of times, as we Christians call it. But i also belive Jesus will come in the twinkling of an eye. We know not when. But when it happens, we will surely know!:)
I'm going to go fishing Saturday!:)

Old news.

http://www.striped-bass.com/Stripert...-all-over.html

Same old crap that keeps getting predicted year after year,century after century,mellinnia after mellinnia.

I have a very accurate prediction for all of mankind......You're born.You live.You die.

thank god because I can't stand any more of this weather.

hell of a ride home from Mohegan sun :hs:

I'll bring chicken

I will be fishing when it happens see yeah in hell boys

figures, we won't even be able to see the Bruins raise the Cup one last time.

So I should just keep those redbox dvds huh

I think I saw a sign, there is a great glowing Orb in the sky.

It's true. I think God is mad.

Does anyone know what time THE END occurs? I want to make sure I get out on the boat fishing before then. I don't mind being caught with a pole in hand with a tight line to a 50lb'er when THE END happens.

The chances of the world ending tomorrow are about the same as the soxs winning the world series again.:biglaugh:

#^&#^&#^&#^& the Yank-mees

Didn't Schwartzenegger make a movie called "End of Days"?
Maybe that warning was just about his world?:biglaugh:

Us choosen ones will be taken Sat. night. The rest of you have some tough times ahead.

I'm Screwed

Think the end of world defense will hold up in court?

"But Judge, I only did it because the world was supposed to be ending on Sat."

Damn!! I thought it was next weekend!!! Well.....I won't bother trying to get the grass cut then....probably just gonna burn anyway!!!! LOL!!!:rotf2: Hope I get my "50" tonight just in case!!!:rotf2:

Yeah, we'll just have to muddle through with all the beer, hookers and 50lb. stripers while you are gone! :biglaugh:

So what time does the mothership come to pick you all up?
Remember that anyone that "claims" to be a chosen one, ISN"T one, so we'll all have lots of company around the brimstone fire pit!

Interesting anectdote I was told a week or so ago by a guy who's an ordained minister (not a born-again, but a fairly liberal Protestant denomination). Apparently, back in the 1850s, there was one of these doomsday cults in the midwest--Iowa, or Kansas, one of those farm-belt states. They had worked this out to the exact minute, apparently, and they had catapaults built so at the precise moment of the rapture, they could launch themselves into the air, where the angels would catch them.

Apparently, the angels played the rapture the same way that Manny Ramirez used to play a lot of fly balls, because a few of them had a less than rapturous entry into the hereafter, and the rest probably wished they had been killed.

Now that's funny :rotf2::biglaugh::rotf2:

Remember (from "Oh God! with John Denver and George Burns)
"God is playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh!"

So I paid to overnight my mortgage payment this week for nothing????

This coming from the "eastend" dude who lives on the north fork.

Wannabe. :rotf2: