MY INNER VOICE
 

I had a strange event happen this morning
i thought i'd share with ya...all

kinda cool really... i'm diggin it...

i've been telling you i'm a clairvoyant,,,
and I'm sure some of you have your doubts...
but i however absolutely ->do not have any doubt :rtfm:

last week my wife was driving home and spied a cage
on the side of the road ...and being the ultra practical
person she is decided to grab it for baby ducks for the new
farm.... and when she arrived home that evening, she says to me
"check out the cool free duck cage i got..." :happy:

so i thought "more stuff to pack".... lol :spin: and took it out
of her car and put it in MY caravan real quick to get it
out of her car. The caravan needed brakes so it was a good
a spot as any.

so then this morning we were taking BOTH cars to the auto repair place
to drop mine off for brake work and i look inside and see the duck cage.
-> right then i decided to open the hatch back and take it out.

so i open the hatch back and as soon as i touched it....wham
my inner voice spoke to me....and i have learned to listen to it
over the last 40 years ok.... (it's taken that long to heed it's message)
B-cuz i know......................... it knows something i don't!!!!!!

it said : don't take it out ...your gonna need it....
and i thought ...no way dude ......... this sucka is outta here...thinking :think:
so i grab it again... and start to haul it out
and WHAM even a stronger message....
NO you need it ...leave it be!!!

so i have learned to trust my intuition explicitly....and off we both went..
well i didn't even make it a tenth of a mile....when i see this DUCK sitting
in the middle of a dirt parking lot... WTF very odd behavoir i thought and went imediately to investigate this rare occurance...

and sure enough the duck was injured and basically had quit...trying to walk
so i grabbed the duck and put him the duck cage ....turned around and took him to our garden where its nice and cool...gave it water and bread and shade so it wouldn't get attacked by dogs...in the neighborhood..

this in a NUTSHELL is how my life goes.....it seems i am some kind of recipient of divine intervention or special knowledge via channeling...
Extra sensory perception , paranormal phenomenon.... what ever you choose to call it... and it happens often enough that i play along now.:wavey:

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My inner voice told me to not read this thread.....I didnt listen.......

wait 40 years jimmy and it'll kick in LOL :grins:

:rotf2: :rotf2: :rotf2: :laugha: :rotf3:

Good going for you Raven, you saved that poor duck from dying a horrible death. But I have one other question for you ... uh, what does you're intuition say about the next Powerball numbers? I won't tell anyone, I promise! :faga:

My inner voice tells me there is a coyote eating that duck right about now :hee:

heh heh heh
 

i dont think they can chew thru the wire....to get it...Scott

it will be released tomorrow into a gentle pond with other ducks..

i know i would have felt bad driving by and seeing the parking lot full of feathers when i could have prevented it...

it's always nice to do a good deed... and i believe the good karma will return ten fold .

Teaser - i only wish
 

it worked that way....

my premonition capabilities don't seem to function when it comes to gambling..... which kinda blows....

and i always use the analogy....that it's not like a light switch that you flick on to shed light on a subject...


it's more like.... there's nothing there to begin with....

then suddenly you become flooded with an idea or gut feeling
that's so unmistakable that you have to act upon it............

It's been said that
 

all living things on this Planet are connected. The older that I get the more that I believe that. And that the conceit of we humans prevents us from hearing the other living things. Watch a family of wild animals and you'll see that they communicate without a sound. Sometimes without even seing one another. We have feral cats around our house. The Mother "talks " to her kittens without a whisper and with a sound. If she's on the hunt, the kittens are almost tameable. But if she's near they shy away. Same with other animals. And plants. Plants are sensitive to bad vibes. ANd houseplants, spoken to nicely, do better than those which are not. All very good reason to show some respect...

Duck whisperer!
 

:bl:

Funny coincidence.....I have always thought I was psychic.....that I could forsee the future!! Well.....I had a strange feeling that you were trying to get all your ducks in a row Raven.....good luck with that!:conf:

thanks Bigfish: FREEDOM
 

After a few days in the Raven Sanctuary with tasty red lettuce ,well water and oat meal bread...
my new guest had completely revived

and i released him today in WEBSTER lake back waters and i am ultimately
confident that he'll be just fine...

thats what i'll call this photo

freedom

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:kewl: Catch and release!

i see dinner :hee:

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My inner voice is saying "roasted, with orange sauce."

I had a most exellent dish of crispy duck at Malia Thai in Randolph two weeks ago.....duck is delish....cute too...:drool:

i have shot hundreds of ducks
 

and can crank their necks with the best of them

you might try duck eggs sometime too...

the egg yokes are bright orange

and after eating them they are so rich

you fall asleep fast

much more easier than after eating turkey.

this spring i will have my own wood ducks eggs
that i will hatch in an
incubator...and i will be the mommy duck.... can't wait !!!
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Raven ... you "quack" me up! :bl:

Let's see the pics of you'e new offspring when it happens.

Okay someone get Raven going on some photoshop pictures, gotta love when those pics start posting. :cputin:

teaser that'll not only be my pleasure but it's what i live for....


i may start early ..instead of next spring because "THEN"
my duck "bug patrol" will be 1 year old instead of ducklings

the idea is: and i have done this before...ok
you go into the garden and flip over boards lying on the paths...
under them are all the nasty bugs and some worms too
i call them my "duck boards" and my brood will clean up

and that will be terrific...

i have to do some more research on the breeds first before
i jump into it... heavilly...

it' will be fun going kayaking with a flock of ducks following me around
and people will be wondering WTF :huh: scratching there heads...
hahahahahaha :jester:

Man, I gotta see that!!!

I'll even take the pics for you when you do it.

ok done deal
 

cuz it's kinda hard to take one's own picture
in that kind of scenario...

i'll be known as the "Bird man of Brookfield "
fairly soon....

i already talk to Ravens :rolleyes:

Next you gonna try to breed with one and hybridize?

i'll leave that to the ALIENS because they have more experience :read: