do Pharts Have
 

lumps in them:confused:

Depends

Tole ya---Wendys + no gall bladder is a bad mix, bubba :mad:

peanuts are lumpy .

corn

Hey BM - Uh, technically that would be a uh, BM:p

If ya chew before ya swallow ya won't get lumps!!!

It does depend...But iffin yours does have lumpies maybe you should wear depends.. :rolleyes:

sorry there sweet cheeks :rolleyes: ....but you just crappedyerself. and throw them buggers out (in the trash not the laundry basket )

Well now I get it. My cousin lives in Wellfleet and is on the chamber of commerce, he also surfishes. He's complainin cause they want to pass this ordinance that any surfisherman has to ride up past race point before removing his wader belt.
He didn't quite get it, but seems tourism is down because the " beach experience" ain't what it used to be for a lot of these folks.
They say it smells like P-Town on a weekend.:D

Ya KarlF, If I had lumpy pharts I'd use depends, too LOL:o

Oh, just great man. That's the last time I let you ride in my sand sled.

Old Pharts Board
 

Bet you didn't know a Phart was the sharpest thing in the world!
It will go through your clothes without cutting them!!!

spawning may be the cause...:)

Pharts
 

I'm wondering if my metabolism is changing. The older I get the sooner hot food changes to ' pffffft-plop'

If I eat a hot breakfest at a diner it seems like 3 eggs, 2 sausage, 2 toast and 2 french toast takes about 33.5 minutes to turn into liquid sludge.

Any Older Pharts than 61 care to comment on this phenon....phenone.....phe...... kind of thing ????

The Olde Sarge

Sarge, I don't think the diner is rinsing all the soap off the dishes.