Trade: Flying Saucer
 

Get to the offshore grounds in a millisecond. Skim the waves with nary a bump. Say goodbye to seasickness forever. Hover over the primitives who cut you off on the shore.

Only three trillion light years on the original anti-matter pulse drive.

Will trade for two young and attractive female members of your race for bizarre inter-species mating threesome.

Rocket launchers (rod holders) and Illudium Q 38 explosive modulator extra.

Inquiries via pm please (pictures of prospective trades welcome).

sweet

mike when U get outa jail:D

Will you include a supernova wristwatch with the deal?