the dyslexic, narcaleptic, agnostic
 

He stays up all night trying to figure out the meaning of Dog

just spell it backwards and tell him to go to bed . I thought he had a new girl ? isnt she supposed to help him at night .

Whew! I thought you were going to say, "A Dysfunctional Narcissistic Actuary, whose multiple personalities constantly lie to people about insurance rates." I have no idea what that means. Jimbo's gray matter is having a bad day, it just popped into my head. Sorry. Someone help make the voices stop!

That guy sounds like me.
Except I ponder all day about who ate all the food in my fridge while i was fast asleep.
Rick