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BigFish 12-28-2003 09:41 PM

Remember The "Tongue Or No Tongue" Thread???
 
Well....I am happily here to put it to rest once and for all!:uhuh: Just watching TV Guides Top Moments of 2003 with Fishchick, and they showed the number 5 moment as that of Madonna and Brittany lip-locked!:hihi: Well, once again, we saw the video and it showed no tongue, just as I knew was the case, and this followed by a Brittany Spears interview where she lays all uncertainty to rest......."There was no tongue".....is what Brittany is quoted as saying!:kewl: So to all you dillusional, blind, and sexually repressed folk out there........I can sleep well tonight as I have been vindicated! It feels great to be right!:happy: Fishchick, I am sure will be along at a later time for comment and re-buttal!:jump: My goodness this is a long winter!:jump1:

missing link 12-28-2003 09:44 PM

la la la :0 cant we just think the used the tongue :)

BigFish 12-28-2003 09:48 PM

Sorry ML...hate to burst your bubble!:huh:

HighTide 12-29-2003 10:15 AM

I still like to think there was tongue involved:D

FishChick 12-29-2003 03:52 PM

Oh Well!! :huh: All I can say is you folks didn't have to be there when it was confirmed by Brittney. :shocked: I had to watch BigFish gloat all night :jump1: He was right all along!! :uhuh: :yak:

Jimbo 12-29-2003 04:53 PM

Well I'm not convinced just because Brittany said it, it means it's true. She could be a lying-all those Hollywood types do. I recently conducted some extensive research with my wife on the tongue-no tongue theory and my results conclude that no matter whether I played the role of Madonna or Brittany, given the opportunity for an open mouthed kiss with a female (whether she was human, or one of many farm animal species and several domesticated household pets) I was incapable of keeping my tongue in my own mouth, rather I found my "linguis-maximus" performing on its own, various dental exams, tonsillectomies and otherwise rendering my partner tongue-tired. I like to believe and picture in my mind that two women in a similar situation would react no differently, however my wife abruptly bitch-slapped me and would not agree to participate in that study.

BigFish 12-29-2003 05:02 PM

:hihi: :laugha: :drool:

fishaholic18 12-29-2003 05:05 PM

Here we go again!

BigFish 12-29-2003 05:07 PM

Oh no.......it has been officially settled!:uhuh:

Jimbo 12-29-2003 05:22 PM

I agree, I was just so bored at work I needed something to do to kill a half hour. In reality, I am married to Brittany Spears so I know full well her tongue was surgically split like a serpeant's and she has learned to flick it at speeds greated than can be perceived by studio cameras and therefore what you see in that picture is indeed a prop used by many Hollywood types which is known as a "tongue stand-in" and belongs to....Morgan Fairchild...yea, that's the ticket.


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