JOHN MADDEN
 

Subject: JOHN MADDEN

John Madden was in Denver to announce a football game one weekend when he
noticed a special phone near the Bronco's bench. He asked Coach Shanahan
what it was for and was told it was a hot line to GOD.



John asked the coach if he could use it and the coach said: "Sure, but it
will cost you $100."

Madden scratched his head and then said: "What the heck, I need some help
picking the games." He pulled out his wallet and paid the $100.



Madden was perfect that week.



The next weekend Madden was in Minnesota when he noticed the same kind of
phone near the Viking bench. He asked Coach Tice, what the phone was for
and
Tice said: "It's a hot line to GOD and if you want to use it, it will cost
you $100."



Recalling the previous week, Madden pulled out his wallet and paid the
$100.
Once again Madden was perfect.



The next weekend Madden was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed
the same phone near the Patriot's bench. He asked Coach Belichick if it was
a hot line to GOD.

Bill said, "Yes it is; do you want to use it? It will cost you 35 cents."

Madden looked at Coach Belichick and said, "Wait a minute! I just paid $100
in Denver and $100 in Minnesota to use the same phone! Why in Foxboro do
they only charge 35 cents?"



Belichick looked at Madden and replied very matter-of-factly, "In Foxboro
it's a local call."

:D

Bill B. Rules!!!:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

great joke!
 

:D :D :D :D :D :D

"If I was the Patriots....I would play for a tie and go into overtime"! John Madden......."IDIOT"!:smash:

Is he a Wanker??? lol....I think he is,,:smash:

Boomer instead
 

I really wish Monday Night Football would can John Madden and fill his spot with Boomer Esiason. Boomer does a piece each week on WEEI in Boston, and elsewhere I am sure, and his game analysis is excellent.

Madden will speak for two minutes and say absolutely nothing that even the most casual football fan wouldn't already know. That guy is just awful!

"Right there, now watch, BOOM!"

IMHO, Hooper:laughs:

And I Quote....
 

"If the team just keeps their opponent from scoring more points, then they just might win this game".

:smash: :smash: :smash:

And the answer is..."YES" John Madden is most decidedly a wanker!:uhuh:

boomer is the best most unfair of all the TV guys....

My nightmare...Charlie Moore with guest John Madden ..it goes on but is very uggly