@$%#@ Food Poisoning!
 

I was down in Philly this weekend and got a mean case of food poisoning. We were in China Town and I had to have some shrimp Pad Thai.... well 3 hours after lunch I'm getting the sweats and shakes, and a couple hours after that I'm huddled over the hotel toilet blowing chunks, and when there were no chunks left, I was still wretching like a bass taking its last breath. Then came the dia-rah-rah....I'll spare you the details...
Its been 2 days since then and I'm still under the weather... every muscle in my torso is ripped from dryheaving... I cant laugh, burp, cough, even breath deeply without being in a great deal of pain.....

well theres my grumpage for the night:mad:

DRINK WATER EBEN!!!!
you are deeeeehydrated.
that s**ks:(

I like that....."HAD to have pad thai" :D

must be cool to blow chunky glass? :D

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Hope you feel better soon Eben. Like someone else said drink lots of water or gatorade. Even beer will do!
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I hope when you were kneeling to the porclin god your prayer's were heard, just wait till ya get my u know what done before you pass away:devil:

Dude that sux:( Put a roll of toilet paper in the freezer:D You guys make out ok at the show?

Feel better dude, nothing worse than food poisoning.

"When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam...diarreah...diarreah" :eek:

Man, if those weren't the details I sure don't want to hear them!:laugha: :yak: Hope you feel better soon, at least by Saturday.

thanks for the words of encouragement. You can tell I was still off my game last night.... I didnt even use the :yak4: :yak6: :yak5: :yak: or even my favorite combination.... :bshake: :scream2:

my intestines were so empty when I started eating agian, it was like bleeding the brakelines on a 18 wheeler.... lots o air bubbles......:laughs:

I feel your pain ! happened to me 2 times last fall .

Glad to hear your on the mend Eben... food poisonin' ain't nothin' I'd wish on nobody... well almost.

Air bubbles you say! Put 'em to good use ;) make grumpsams a special squid :p

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :laughs:

sorry to hear you got puddi'n ass did ya take any pic's ,ya I know I'm a sick bastage but I really hope your feeling better, I've had it
and it's no fun later link:mad: :confused: :smash:

the dreaded "scutters"

:eek:

get well soon
 

eben have some honey and i hope you get your strength back soon....
and next time,,,,,,go to a more reputable seafood place.

That sucks bro! I have food poisoning from sushi, not fun, gotta love the spray paint sh-ts!:rotf2: :rotf2: . Working in restaurants for about 9 years now, i dont often go to cheap restaurants! Ive worked at some pretty good places with a great reputations and some of the stuff i see kills me! If you guys saw what i saw from people getting paid good money were doing in the kitchen, i dont think you guys would be going to chili's or ruby tuesdays were they get paid very little.:laughs:

I think it was Blackeye that told me about being in Korea and going in to the bathroom of a resteraunt, and when he opened the door found the cheff washing the day's shrimp in the toilet:yak:

Nothing that bad , but close!:yak6: :yak6: