Favorite Stupid Question......
 

that you hear frequently asked in bait and tackle shops? Now I know what some of you will say...."there is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people" and I think for the most part that is true. You must admit however, that you hear some pretty dumb questions out there.:uhuh:

My top stupid question......."what type of lure's do bluefish like to hit?".......as we all know, bluefish will hit a 19" black and white television if you troll it through the water!:laugha:

Anyone else have a favorite, often heard stupid question?:smash:

"Where are the fish at?" I tell them " In the water":smash:

Let me see "wheres the best place to fish?" Oh send him to my favorite spot. " I need bait whats the best bait you have?" Hmm I have macs, pogies, squid, clams, worms, herring, and henways! I think you need at least a pack of each!;)

I was in one shop and I heard A guy say "fish hooks" I almost busted out in his face!!:laughs:

:laugha: This is gonna be a fun thread, I can tell.

You're taking your rod down from the roofrack at 9 PM and the old guy in the parking lot walking his dog asks, "gonna do some fishin'?"

Then it went on like this, yes we do, what kind you want?? What kind you got? well what you fishing for?? I don't know what can I catch here??

MikeP that has to be the all-time most often asked stupid fishing related question......I hear that all the time except they say...."going fishin"....and in my head I am thinking, "nope, gonna hunt me some quail"!:laugha:

Great one MikeP.:btu:

My buddy Joey G likes this one...."what ya fishin' for?".......Joe likes to reply...."seals....big ones".:smash:

O yah whenyour done hunting you get asked "Catch anything" no stupid I shoot them not catch them!:laughs:

on thursday i take my large tennis bag to school, bc i play after school. at least one person ask "do you play tennis?" sometimes i say no, i just like carrying the bag:smash:

This wasn't so much a question,more like a statement.
Last year walking back to my truck I was carrying a 30" bass and a guy walking his dog says to me:"Looks like you got yourself a fish."
Hmmm...........

Back when I was a kid, Mad Magazine used to have a regular feature called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions". My alltime favorites---guy walks in the front door soaked to the skin and his wife asks, "Is it raining?" Snappy answer--"No, I came home by sewer". Guy wrecks his car and is sitting on the ground dazed, steering wheel around his neck, bystander asks, "have an accident?" Snappy comeback--"no thanks, just had one".

"Gonna do some fishin?"--"No, I'm gonna rob a bank, I'm just setting up my alibi"

Out in the boat in the middle of nowwhere, on a certain structure me and a buddy are into fish and both rods are bent way over.
A guy in a 38 foot cruiser passes close enough to yell to me.

"Is this a good spot?"

Once I was cutting up mackeral that the guy just saw me take out of the bag, and he asked me if that was what i caught

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walking to my house at the beach with a striper and 3 blues hung over my back and a guy asks me If I caught anything.

MikeP....I am a huge fan of "Snappy answers to stupid questions"...and MAD Magazine. You also just clued me in on why I am the way I am....I owe it all to MAD Magazine!:smash:

"I don't know why the truck is stuck, I've got it in 4wd but the wheels don't move..."
Heard three times by me last year with girls stuck on the sand while their drive selector was in neutral.
"What the f%#$ you doin' in my girfreinds car..."
Heard twice last year by me from chucklehead boyfriends running up on me after I saved the car from the incoming tide.
Favorite comeback by me...
"I was trying to take her pants off, but I guess you showed up just in time!!!"
Rick
PS- I also narrowly averted getting punched in the face after one of these encounters!:af: :af:
Tough guys!!!

OOPS,
I guess this is not something heard in tackle shops...
Gardblasted thread hijackers!!!
Sorry BF,
Your Pal,
Rick

When I'm digging seaworms and have some in the bucket " Are you digging clams?" Then you hand them one.:laughs:

How Many worms in a dozen.

Are your live eels live

customer: How much will it cost to fill my spool.
Me: what type reel
customer: I don't know .
Me: What size Reel
customer: don't know.
Me : .02 cents a yard.
customer. well how much does it hold:smash: :smash:

It's 95 dig. out. do you think my shiners will live till tomorrow in this bucket with out an airator.

How Far will this reel cast.

Is this wooden plug made of real wood.

customer: Can I buy a custom rod on a payment plan.
me: sure.
customer: so if I give you $25 down I can take it with me today.

are your fresh pogies frozen.

and the best
customer: if I order a custom rod today can it be ready for my fathers birthday
Me : When is his birthday
customer: Tomorrow
Customer : and can you put his name in it also.

Mike CC....:laugha:...priceless, you are a guy that must hear these on a daily basis. :wall:

The one today was
customer ; How long are you booked on custom rods.
me : 2-3 weeks.
customer : so do you think if I wait till end of june there will be no back log.
me; could be 4 weeks by then.
customer ; so if your booked 2-3 weeks now how do you get 4 weeks in june.

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dumbest answer i have heard at a shop:

worker : what town you from?

customer : holyoke.

:smash: :smash: :smash::laughs:

"gunna catch a whale with that?" (points to plug)

me= maybe

toby
 

..where did ya here that one?

Whenever someone comes up to me and asks, "What are you fishing for?" I ALWAYS answer, RELAXATION.:smash: :rolleyes: johnny "the Ratt Boy"

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