Best movie quotes
 

I know this type of thread has probably been done before and has been done to death.

to me it is a toss up between animal house and caddyshack....with a close third place.....Christmas Vacation.


Caddyshack - So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Animal house - "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

Chrismas Vacation - a tie
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I would be more surprised than I am right now"
"Can I get you something to eat, drink, drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

I got a couple:

Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining. Outlaw J.W

Who would eat 30 lunches? I'll tell you who, its that damn sasquash, thats who.

If peeing in your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis. Billy Madison

How can you kill woman and children? Its easy you just don't lead them so much. Full Metal Jacket

Just a few am sure I can go on for hours.

"We need a bigger boat!":D

" I thought you was dead"
" Not Hardly"

"I am your Father" 'nuff said :D

dying ain't much of a livin' boy

JW

we cant stop here!! this is bat country!!- fear and loathing

You lookin' at me?

Great idea. We could do a 'name that quote' thread. Couple of quick ones:

"What do you think this is, the army, where you shoot 'em from a mile away. You gotta walk right up to 'em and - Bada Bing! blow their brains out all over your nice ivy league suit. You're takin it too personal. Tom, this is business and he's takin' it personal." - Godfather

"You can'y fight here, this is the war room." - Dr. Strangelove

Inspector Reneau: "So Rick, why did you come to Casablanca?"
Bogart: "I came for the waters."
Inspector: "But Casablanca is in the desert!"
Bogart: "I was misinformed."

Rodney: "Oh, this is the ugliest hat in the world. What, do you get a free bowl of soup when you buy a hat."
Seeing Judge Smales wearing the exact same hat - "Oh, looks good on you, though." - Caddyshack

That Casablanca quote is priceless. Great movie. "Round up the usual suspects."

"Snakes....Why did it have to be Snakes?"

Favorite movie quotes
 

Say hello to my little friend Scarface
My wife , the f---ing junkie can't even make me a little baby Same movie

How am I funny, what makes me so f---ing funny, ect....
Goodfellas

Tons of lines from The Fan (Bobby Deniro)

A few more:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx): "Remember boys, we're fighting for this woman's honor - which is probabaly more than she ever did!" - Duck Soup

"What we have here ....... is failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

"I'll be back!" - Terminator

"He's gone under. He's gone under the boat. I think he's gone under the boat." - Jaws. I use this one on my boat all the time.

Will: "Do you like apples?"
Preppie: "Yeah."
Will: "Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"
- Good Will Hunting

Phil Berquist: You know you were right, Mitch. My life is a "do-over". It's time to get started. Mitch Robbins: I hope I can help. Ed Furillo: Now I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna get Kim pregnant. Mitch Robbins: I hope I can help.

City Slickers

John Gustafson: Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon. Grandpa Gustafson: Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.

Grumpier Old Men

"Chuck, Hold it a minute...Take live tunafish and feed em mayonaise.......call starkist"

Michael Keaton, Night Shift

"Hey, ya know what would look good on you?

Me!" - The Perfect Storm

"It is what it is" - TPS

" Kids now a days bring out everything , Radar, Sonar, Electric toothbrushes....Jesus H Christ"......Jaws

" This would be alot easier if you just stop resisting"...Dumb & Dumber

"My father taught me many things in this room.....he taught me, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" Godfather II

"Coach you need one more, " " My teams on the floor"...Hoosiers

"Fifty bucks says the Smales kid picks his nose...
O.K., another fifty says he eats it!"

"Stand up now children, your father is passing", Tom's father to Atticus Finch's son and daughter in "To kill a Mockingbird."

Awesome, Awesome Movie!!!

"That....Thats the stuff that Dreams are made of"

The Maltese Falcon

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. GSP

from caddy shack.. al czervik,

"last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it"

Here's a favorite Dirty Harry one: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

"Hey if that dress had pockets you'd look like a pool table"

Rodney-Back to School

"Now I know why tigers eat their young"

"Hey you must have been something before electricity"

"Hey, did somebody step on a duck"

Rodney-Caddyshack

A Christmas Story:
" Daddy's gonna kill Ralphy "

Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch.

What is you favorite color? holy grial

I feel like a little worm on a big Fu@#in hook. The Crow

Grumpy old men is a great movie,
Love the outakes shown at the end of the movie when Granpa Gufstafson says a different line every take

- Looks like Chucks going to take the skin boat to tuna town:laughs:
- Looks like Chucks going to take the log to the beaver:laughs:
theres more but i can't remember right now !
Ron

"if she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can worry"
-- grumpier old men

"my mistake 4 coffins"
-- clint eastwood, fist full of dollars

"when a guy is chasing a women naked with a knife and a hard on, i shoot the bastard, thats my policy"
-- clint eastwood, dirty harry

" did he shoot 5 or did he shoot six, the qustion is, you feelin' lucky punk? well do ya?"
--clint eastwood, dirty harry

"take my strong hand child"
--chris elliot, scary movie 2

"i believe you have my stapler"
--office space

"who the hell do you think you are? he thinks he's rambo!"
-- tango and cash (spoken to sylvester stallone)

i watch too many movies, ill stop now.



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"Taxidermist gonna have a fit when he see what I brung him," Jaws

"Come on upstairs and help me sort me holy cards," Caddyshack

"It's a real shame when folks go throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that..."

"Gee Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up." Better off Dead

The 109 miles to Chicago quote from the Blues Brothers.

That's it for me right now.
Rick
PS-I know I've been working 12 hours a day, but why aren't the rest of you guys out fishing???!!!