My girlfriend says she's gonna leave me if I keep on fishing so much
 

Man, I'm sure going to miss her.

Just mention to her that If you quit fishing just think about how much time you'd have on your hands for Drinkin, Gamblin and Womanizing...



You may get to fish more :D

could be worse.. she might take the dog..

thats where i draw the line..

:laughs:

Mikey, you don't want to live as a lonely old man int he future. Well, do another kind of fishing, man. Go to her. Try to convert her into a striperaholic. That way she won't leave you for a reason.

Don't think that's gonna happen. At least Mikey's got a job for the summer, maybe he'll fish less.
Good Luck Mikey,
Rick

but what abt his woman, man? im glad that i dont have a girlfriend yet.

good luck mikey.

I learned to make a deal, I fish mainly mon-thursday nights, sat AM before work, and if I go on sunday (our day toggethor) it's out in the boat and she's with me... fri and sat night's are her's to do with me what she likes, unless she goes out with the girls... then I'm back out... i dont socialize much during the season...
Bryan

lay down the law NOW!!!!
plenty of time to be a couple
give a little......get a little
they all want to cut your hair
well...........:laughs:

He is alreadly bald...Where are they going to cut noxt?:D :laughs:

She's not the one..tell her to leave now... this way you find a new babe for the summer.

I saw this sign in the tackle shop:

Woman wanted
Must be able to cook, clean , keep house and clean fish. Must have boat and motor.
Please send photo of boat and motor.
:D

tell her not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out ! See ya !

have her get a boyfriend that should free you up for some fishing !

Yer killin' me!

Hey....your gonna be busy till November fishin'..........visit relatives and friends for Holidays(buy yourself more fishin' cuca for Christmas). Find new Honey for Jan., Feb., Mar., and Apr. Lose her in May and fish on! This sage advice brought to you free of charge, by a twice divorced, lonely old fisherman! :smash: :happy: :smash: :happy:

i,m going to miss her. oh, lookie here, i,ve got a bite..... brad paisely

Actually it was a bumper sticker that I thought was funny.
 

She's really pretty coolio about stuff. When I was on Nantucket, We were supposed to take the girls shopping. Trishy could tell I was getting really peeved. She pulled me aside and told me just to go to the beach and go fishing. So I did. What a woman!

Sometimes I have the opposite problem. Wife gets so sick of me she kicks me out and tells me to go fishing. :hihi:

We are so bad together, man... I'm starting to date a girl. She understands my needs and hobby...I hope to get her into fishing on the beach and in the back seat of the car.;) :devil:

CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!

:happy: :happy: :happy:

thanks, man. :D

Notaro you stud!

thanks

WW, have the same problem, she knows if I'm moody doing something else she'll slam the door and say go fishing... I usually oblidge..

Uh oh Notaro, thats all she wrote for your fishing :D :smash:
just make she knows fishing is important to you (not just catching, my gf confuses the two..)

hehe, she knows. she knows that i caught her for a good reason. and also she doesnt know anything abt fishing except hearing a news about my catch, then it means a dinner time for us or a party.

My GF filets fish for me.
And she's damn good at it!

KEEPAH :D

Hey Notaro, what's his name anyway?

His, Mikey? It's her, man. Check your PM.

The way I look at it is, She has me from Oct to May!! Thats 8 months! You only get to fish real hard for about 3 months, and the other month will be if the wind lets you!!

So she has 8 1/2 months min. I have 3 1/2 months :smash:
Who is getting screwed now? It just anit fare!! And i will fish when I want!!

Now were did you say you want the lawn chair honey? :laughs:

I've tried it, my wife still hasn't left me, but if you have any suggestions just let me know:). If only I could win the powerball or megamillions, I think my fishing time might increase enough to make it a moot point anyway hehe.