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tlapinski 08-02-2004 01:04 PM

political humor.
 
for the Bush fans

and for the Kerry fans

spence 08-02-2004 02:24 PM

This could be fun :D

-spence

chris L 08-02-2004 02:33 PM

all politics are a joke and polititions too .

Just vote None of the above .

Jimbo 08-02-2004 03:03 PM

They definitely make it tough to pick a candidate these days. Just got done reading something on the "Swiftboat Veterans" that Kerry was a part of. They aren't real happy with him and it doesn't make him out to be as brave as some would say. Then I just got the following that doesn't make the "Dubya" brain-trust a viable looking alternative. Is Pat Paulson running again?
Subject: NEWSWEEK

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a rally in Tampa, FL, on June 17, 2004, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has
endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

bart 08-02-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimbo
They definitely make it tough to pick a candidate these days. Just got done reading something on the "Swiftboat Veterans" that Kerry was a part of. They aren't real happy with him and it doesn't make him out to be as brave as some would say. Then I just got the following that doesn't make the "Dubya" brain-trust a viable looking alternative. Is Pat Paulson running again?
Subject: NEWSWEEK

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a rally in Tampa, FL, on June 17, 2004, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has
endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

spence 08-02-2004 03:51 PM

Even though I can't stand Bush, this is a fabricated story.

-spence

Jimbo 08-02-2004 04:44 PM

Dammit, I hate when I let my guard down and don't check my source. Sometimes I act like such a poilitician!

"uffah!!" 08-02-2004 04:45 PM

"Political Humor"
 
If he don't make it in politics he can always make it in football.

"uffah!!" 08-05-2004 06:19 PM

"Political Humor"
 
How about that??

"uffah!!" 08-05-2004 06:22 PM

"Political Humor"
 
How about this one?

Backbeach Jake 08-05-2004 06:45 PM

Re: "Political Humor"
 
Quote:

Originally posted by "uffah!!"
If he don't make it in politics he can always make it in football.
Whoa, Dubya never looked gayer! Not that there's anything wrong with that! But geeze, throwin' a football even!

"uffah!!" 08-05-2004 08:56 PM

"Political Humor"
 
This is what bart was talking about.


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