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BigFish - Here's The Cure For What Ails Ya
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Caution, may be habit forming (hope this isn't too out of line John if so sorry)
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:D Too funny FWW! How ya been?:confused:
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Grumpy, from a lack of fishing. :hihi:
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Funny FWW.
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:laughs: :laughs:
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Here are a few more just in case you need them.
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents conception. D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.! F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... Can we get naked now?" B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,duration and credit limit of spending spree. J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,anniversary or phone number. A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. N A G A M E N T When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself. |
great dr. klm, we could all use some of those!:D
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you forgot Reppresitoll
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