Answer to the Seal Problem
 

too funny......that'll work

Funny, but definitely a joke.
Check out the "American Bald Eagle" or the Dodo bird.

Think that through the international trade agreement we have with the Ruskies I could get a franchise for providing seal meet from Cape Cod. Just another "seafood" don't you think?:D

Seeing how they can sell pollack as "imitation crab meat", they could probably find an "imitation" meat for seals as well.
I know, it could be "imitation venison".

hahaha thats great :D

mamals taste great
 

I had to forward that to a few people. Funny stuff.