Cant fish Sunday night
 

Hunting partner's wife invited me over for dinner.... I know they're setting me up with some broad with a "nice personality" :mad:

Sounds like the perfect opportunity for a few Scotches.

always helps when they have a "Nice Personality" :D

TT show her your needlefish :laughs:

Salty, that only works if your not 'fishing' with a stubby needlefish :smash: poor vic... sunday night I'll be out after the simpsons of course.....

If it makes you feel any better, I cant fish sat. night b/c the gf is babysitting her 4y/o nephew all night (sleepover) at our apartment.....

See Vic, it's starting already. Broads and fishing don't mix.:smash:

So, this chick's a psychologist I can imagine the conversation...

So what do you like to do Vic... Ummm welll... I kinda....

<pours another scotch>

It's not a dinner...

Can't you spot an intervention?

oh gawd please no :( :mad: not another one... :mad: :af:

T/T they are gonna eat you ???????????????/:happy:

if she's lucky ;)

its a trap! DONT GO!!!!!
but if you do, wear panyhose and a tinfoil helmut.

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: eben, do you speak from experience?

yes.

AS much as i love Surfcasting, nothing compares to my family. Now if I can get them to fish in a couple of years all will be good:D

Hand her a rod and say "get in the truck".

RUNAWAY NICE PERSONALITY AND A FREAKIN BEARD
RUNAWAY NICE PERSONALITY AND A CAN AS BIG AS A BUS

go earlier than expected and sit in your vehicle a few houses away and watch her arrive . If she has more than a personality have dinner if not go fishing .

exactly, oh wait a second, it is only November/Vovember.:smash:..Blow it off and wait till after Christmas..She'll understand, lol.. :hihi:

If she comes on to ya and you ain't had enough alcohol in your system so she LOOKs good then use the line that you are thinking of becoming a priest. ;) Bring part of your Halloween costume w/ you.....LOL.

Now is she is hot and wants to dress up like a school girl for a spanking from the priest then that is GOOD, too. :D

Fish - Family ........hmmm, Fishing - Family................ so far fishing is losing out big time this yr. ;) I love my family, but they drive me crazy at time. I love it when my 7 yr old daughter says to me "oh, Daddy - you need to go fishing!" :D

listen to your daughter , she is wise beyond her years

Vic's a little out of practice . . .


Step 1 :buds:

Step 2 :lm:

Step 3 :wiggle:

Step 4 :humpty:

Step 5 :smokin:



:D

if this broad is ugly I'm shootin my bud off his tree stand :mad:

Correction Glouster2
there are more steps
step 6-:bshake:

step 7- :ss:



followed up by

step 8 -:call:

then step 9 - :hidin:

the priest get up... Man that is fun ya gotta try it, it only works on halloween though :(

Thanks for the refresher Kevin and Eben :)

Go fishing
Catch shoolies
Hold them with your mouth
Bass "Lip" will scare away any girl

So was she a keeper or ya toss her back??

i once met a girl with a "nice personality" and she became my ex-girlfriend and i never thought that i would be in love with her, Vic. You will never know....:rolleyes:

Either she was a dog an Timber has headed for Canada or


:humpty:


:D



Anyone hear from him :huh:

I didnt make it there :(
Mom got side swiped by a 18 wheeler friday night :(

I hope your moms is okay TT

she's a bit shaken...bit bruised...all the docs say she'll be ok... I went to pick up her car yesterday and it had to be delivered here on a flat bed.. I dunno HOW but she's ok and I'm eternally greatful :)

Damn, sorry to hear that. Good to hear she got out with just a few scapes and bruises