kids say funny stuff
 

The 8 year old says....(in a quiet voice)....
Dad....can i ask you a question?....Sure I reply, whats up?....Well, what happens if you rip your scrotum open?:confused:

....WOW! I imagine that would really hurt and I try not to think about stuff like that but I think I would go to the doctor and have him repair it.... What makes you ask a question like that?

Well I was going to the bathroom and the zipper got......:eek:

Oh...this happens to the best of us, welcome to the club, I think you will be OK. Take a little more time zipping-up and don't be in such a rush and these things shouldn't happen. :rolleyes:

Ouch! :bc:

:err:

I think I still have a small scar from when I was 11. Never do that again.

:D Brings back memories..I only hope they are memories...:)

OUch! :eek:

All I can think of now is something about mary: Was it the frank or the beans? How did you get the beans OVER the frank???:eek:

:crying: things you learn quickly when you are young

ouch! oh man i cant stop laughing the the something about mary thing i had forgotten about that scene