ATTN: Eben and all new parents.
 

just a little something for all you new parents out there. :smash:

http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html

:laughs:

soo funny, i just passed the link around to most of my office:laughs:

the site that is from, http://maddox.xmission.com , is one of the funniest things i have ever seen! check out the crappy children art link on the bottom! :laughs:

LMAO

That's friggin great. Five across the eyes has been in my rotation for a long time, and it never gets old.:D

doble. Oops.

it's not child abuse if you really deserve it. at least that is what my parents always told me...

Funny site. I like their online store.

http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/shirts.html

Holy Crap! I think my father created that site!:smash:

Toby... I pummel my kid everyday... with kisses :love:

I have met Toby's Mom and if she gave him five across the eyes he needed it. THomT

My mother used to beat me with a wooden spoon. :smash: It worked although I have suffered brain damage because of it..:conf:

maddox is nothing more then a rambling retard

That website is really sick. Toby, If you think it's funny you couldn't possibly be a parent.

I have three children ages 30, 29, and 27. They were never abused, but they were always disciplined. Today they are productive adults. My wife and I (both 55 years old) are still parenting (and still trying to discipline our children!) after 33 years of marriage.

NOTE TO EBEN: Lapinski is correct. Many young parents do not know how to properly discipline their offspring. Hopefully you and your wife are not among that crowd.

JOHN (webmaster): I think postings on this website should be restricted to fishing topics.

Its only a joke and its in the scuppers:huh:

i knew some PC tight ass would have a problem and take it the wrong way. get over yourself and learn to take a joke. :laughs:

fyi, Eben and i are good friends. besides, it was a freakin' joke!

Toby when i see you, your gonna get 5 across the eyes :eek:

I thought it was funny, and I'm a parent, of 3 in fact.
It was meant to be a joke, lighten up.
It was a good laugh.:laughs:

It's sick, but it's obviously a joke...

Wasn't there a "Mad About You" episode on a similar topic???

-spence

I remember some of those from when I was a kid :laughs:

I was ok with this site until the U2 comments, how to dismantle an atomic bomb, is a great CD.

Thats just wrong.

I thought U2 broke up after Joshua Tree :bshake: :laughs:

-spence

I thought it was humerous too and I'm a parent of 2. It was just meant to be funny.

And to tell you the truth, even though I've never spanked my kids, I've definitely met a few that could use a swift kick in the ass.

It's certianly irreverent.

-spence