IT GUYS NIGHTMARE
 

Stuffing a cobol database into an MSA database :wall: and NOT having a developer title/ pay grade :mad: :realmad:

thats a
 

beyond the call of duty bargaining chip/ resume plus.... later on though.

but i feel bad for ya throwing timber... good luck !

You have to overdeliver...Jack Welch has no pitty :hs:

-spence

Hate to one up you, but my IT nightmare was monday - a meeting with two indian consultants who are coming in to assist us with support and asking every question imaginable pertaining to my job. I don't like the writing on the wall. Now I can't get this song out of my head:
1 little 2 little 3 little indians, 4 little 5 little six little indians, 7 little 8 little 9 little indians, coming to take my job.

My IT Nightmare has a name......and I have to spend 2 hours with her after lunch explaining the obvious to her......again

Oh yeah....10 years ago I had to explain to a woman I worked with why the 5.25" floppy disk didn't work in her new 3.5" floppy drive -- EVEN THOUGH SHE FOLDED THE 5.25" DISK SO NICELY TO FIT IT IN THE SMALLER SLOT.....she was a very nice lady, though.

one time
 

i was talkin to this Indian guy....and sure there are many geniuses among their culture....and then some have just got off the boat.... too

anyways he says to me.... "i want you to tell me everything you know about I. T ."........ [very seriously].... and i kept waiting and waiting for the punch line

but there wasn't one....... :huh:

This thing is going to order pizza when Im done :vamp: :devil:

how 'bout wings and strippers?

strippers are like jello :vamp:

I'm laughing on the inside, in that sad little "wow, i'd kill myself if i had to do that" kind of laugh.

I feel for you.

Kittens will probably die in the process of this.

And by "resume plus" he means "most retarded thing he's agreed to do". :hihi:

count is up to 17 kittens so far :wall:

you IT guys are always complaining . Im in the T.I.T department .

Chris you guys hiring :hihi: just trying to put some feelers out :buds:

Feelers, heh, hehheh..... :hihi:

This happened to us and now thousands of IT jobs are going overseas.

helloooo 5 years ago.
haven't they learned the code that comes out of india is 99% crap?

:crying: I found out who volunteered me :whackin:

Yeah, but its cheaper to buy isn't it??? :)

until they contract someone like me to fix it.
:hihi: