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GBOUTDOORS 08-19-2005 06:55 AM

Clammer losing weight???
 
I took Mike to a spot Wed. night that has been hot with eels the last few weeks and he looked like he had lost some weight but I did not want to say anything. So we are into some nice fish (Mike getting most of them) when I get my first fish on for the night. Mike comes back to net the fish for me and as he pulls it in his shorts drop down to his ankles. Now trust me the one thing you DO NOT WANT to see at 10:00pm with your fish and a landing net is Mike in his under roos (sp) I think they may have been Capt America . I have not been out on the boat since and may have to sell it as each time I walk past it the picture of Mike standing there shorts around his feet comes into my mind and I kind of get (sea) sick. How can I get help with this do I need to see a specialist???????? No not you Bill a real specialist.

JohnR 08-19-2005 07:15 AM

I've seen plumbers butt before but shellfisherman's butt? Now having not been confused with a skinny guy in close to ten years, I think I have the right to offer an explanation; Mike has added belly for the past few years but has recently started to lose the weight at the hips. The hydrostatic force inside the belly launches the shorts downward when he bends over. Sad fact, but scientifically accurate I'm afraid.

It's odd going over to wake him up to go fishing and he is in his not so tighty not so whities. You would think he would have the common decency to wear a pair of shorts or something...

Well, good to hear you guys got into some fish. So how was your offshore tuna trip??

ThrowingTimber 08-19-2005 07:29 AM

Thanks for the mental picture....

Clammer 08-19-2005 08:32 AM

Told ya /Never a dull Moment // :buds:

Slipknot 08-19-2005 09:21 AM

LMAO :usd: :spin:

Next Wed. night is open for me Greg :D I'll help you get the boat back in business :kewl:

PNG 08-19-2005 10:29 AM

Cabinboy.......... :faga:

denis 08-19-2005 10:52 AM

O.K. Mike lost his shorts but did he get your bass ?

ThrowingTimber 08-19-2005 11:18 AM

That must've been the bright flash I saw the other night when I was out,.............

Saltheart 08-19-2005 12:11 PM

Jumping to conclusions here? pants fall down cause the wearer got thinner or the pants got bigger! How do you know clammer just didn't buy bigger pants and has not yet grown into them?? :)

chris L 08-19-2005 12:46 PM

it could be the curse of the irish and there isnt anything left to hang his pants on .

Or it could be he wanted to show off his backyard hills and valley

or he isnt eating well and actually has lost weight .

Clammer 08-19-2005 01:09 PM

ya I got the Bass // that,s one of my trick moves to throw the other s guys off ///

Ya Chris f @#$%^& Irish curse // since the operation //when I take a shower /they throw me out & send me to the woman,s showers ==================== not a bad deal :hidin:

GBOUTDOORS 08-19-2005 01:37 PM

Clammer were those Capt. America underweir or Underdog. Have no fear Clammer is here with the net. :doh:

fishaholic18 08-19-2005 01:40 PM

Full Moon! :bshake:

Clammer 08-19-2005 02:27 PM

Victoria Secret :lm:

chris L 08-19-2005 02:29 PM

there ya go girlie wear got to make ya feel special !

I heard fishpee had a good slection of girlie wear , he uses when fishing .

is this true bassmasterson ? come on let the wood out for air and tell us .

justplugit 08-19-2005 04:23 PM

First his beard then his pants. Whats next.:huh: :D

Rappin Mikey 08-19-2005 04:23 PM

Pictures please :blush: Oh, I wasn't just thinking that.

RickBomba 08-19-2005 06:31 PM

As far as the bald camp goes, I hope it's is hair!!!
Mike, I am your Faaaather!
Oh my word!
Rick

fishweewee 08-19-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clammer
Victoria Secret :lm:

so u did use those thongs I sent you for x-mas. :rotf2:

capesams 08-19-2005 08:48 PM

drupy draw's are one thing..but if he ever wip's out his eel skin plug...I'd b the first one over the side.

Clammer 08-19-2005 09:27 PM

C/S if only there was a eel skin plug :happy:

GBOUTDOORS 08-20-2005 07:53 AM

So thats why Mike wanted the left over dead eels. He's going to tape them to the inside of his leg!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

seabass 08-20-2005 09:20 PM

I don't know, sounds like DELIVERANCE, Rhody Style....squel like a seal, clam ?????????

Clammer 08-21-2005 12:53 AM

WTF ======= Donuts :faga:

TheSpecialist 08-21-2005 11:04 AM

u need suspenders :hidin: :exp:

bassmaster 08-21-2005 11:05 AM

u should talk :hidin:

Clammer 08-21-2005 12:54 PM

thanks Dave / F #$%^& You Bill & if we all keep taking our meds //we may survive a BLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOofush attack // poor F #$%^& Fishpart he didn,t knoe better & let one go last night alive .. :doh: :doh:

Fishpart 08-22-2005 07:58 AM

$(^(^*) I know you hate them, but didn't realize just how much......

I know a guy who lets his two rowielers play with them. When you pull up to the beach if the dogs are going crazy you can usually get a blue within two casts....

Are you losing weight???????????????????????


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