Kids 4 Sale!
 

2 boys ages 11 and 12.....low mileage....a little noisey on the road.....must sell as pair...no room in the garage for both! They take quite a bit to feed but can work for food! Best offer or will take plugs in trade! :exp:


Why is it you can be at a spacious beach.....a football field.....or having just moved into what is a spacious house compared to the tuna can apartment we were living in and the kids are still on top of each other....getting in each others way.......why must they be at each others elbow????? :lossinit:

--just cause ther'e good old red blooded american boys.:hihi: :)

They are great kids but Gawd dammit I can't get anything done with them around.....they expect me to entertain them 24/7.....damn video games are going out the window! :exp:

Ha Ha

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Now that you are in the house, hand them each a paintbrush and tell them how much fun it is. Ya know, like Huck Finn :angel:

I could give you one 8 year old girl for them.....Make you appreciate those 2 boys you got even more :D

I'm telling ya....Girls are tough.....Its like a mini version of the wife....but mine has more attitude.....and we haven't even hit the teen years yet :eek: :wall:

do like I used too when it was my turn to watch them..wet their lip's and stickem to the wall's.

now in the real world our mother always said,,,"if you can't find some to do, I'll find work for you to do" we left vapor trail's going out the door.

What, you didn't do the same thing as a kid to your dad!!!

you ain't chittin.....16 and full of 'Tude"

CS :D... my Mom said that too, I used it on my kids, and it worked there too.
playstation... them games make great frisbees, gets them kids PO'd, but they get the point right quick!
Maybe that's why I'm spending my life going from game to game to game, now... oh well, paybacks a beatch.

:hihi: I thought I had the only one with Tude. :rotfl:

Fair trade would be two girls fer the two boys. 10 and 16. Younger one needs a little help with math and daydreams, but eats like a flea. Older one, uhm, like The Dad and Slingah said on the 'tude (X10 depending on time of the month and phase of the moon), but only if you make her come out of her kid-cave to tell her to clean it up. On the plus side, raging hormones are an issue she will generally take up with other adult females in the house.

printer strategy
 

design a quick coupon for acheivment of a task...

which you decide as necessary

make a coupon bank somewhere

a clear glass JAR will work so they can see inside.
kinda like a tip jar...

a big juicy catalog helps the promotion....

and when they individually complete one....

you sign it and in the jar it goes like treasure

and there is only the way to save treasure

and can't be spent on junk

redeemable for wanted items at a future date

either make them compete or work together

on a project for a bigger item for both.

SEE ENCLOSED

Raven you are too funny! :rotfl:

Padded, soundproof room...toys for amusement (or not...)...no doorknob on the inside...fire/flood/nuclear war detector to allow emergency escape. This is my plan for my future children for when they're not running around in flannel, chewing tobacco, and bringing home frogs. The room may work for yours; just don't patent it and steal my invention. :D

Larry - Dr. Phil would say they are "Adjusting" . . . give it time.

One minute mine are :whackin: and the next :lm: I just ignore 'em :D

Them boys are big enough to do some useful work. Yep , "find something to do or I'll find something for you"!! That line worked every time! :)

why must you scare me like that? :( i have one on the way in nov.

I'd trade 2 boys 15 & 19 for any 2 of you misfits on this site.
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I wouldn't have to pay to educate none of you's
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I'd be like earrings on a pig anyway :bounce:

Be afraid.....be VERY Afraid... :shocked:


Just stock up on the Garlic and Holy Water...


Oh and prepare to be wrapped like you've never been wrapped before....Nothing is more powerful than the smile of "Daddy's Little Girl"

girls are worth way more than boys . they are breeders and carriers boys are just breeders .

make a bet !

Redneck24, The Dad speaks the truth. Be afraid, be very afraid. Mine some how arranged it so their cycles are in sync and their "friend" visits within days of each other. For a good week out of every month I feel like the priest in The Exorcist, but with two Regans telling me in graphic detail what I can do to myself. And I have one more on the verge of joining the coven.

other other hand
 

Maybe you just need the right Nanny

to spank their fanny. :jester:

:crying:

Redneck, My dad got saddled with 4 girls (I was his last try for a boy), and he's still alive to tell the tale. Never once got wrapped around our fingers. Always has and always will rule the house. I wouldn't worry too much. It's doable. :gu:

I am feeling naughty