Nobody loves me
 

My sister in law is here from texas.My wife is pissed cuz I keep tryin to give her a welcome home rap.
She cant get it. So heres one for all yall.
It goes a lil like this.

yo, yo, its rappin mikey here.
just got back from bout ten thousan beer.
i get crazy, and leave messages,
for beach walker, milo is where it is.
In the distillery
my raps are slitherly
I called bigfish and chris L stiper blithery
Blithery is a new word I made up.
Long ago somebody left with the cup.
sea dangles, bo jangles
eel man and him once tangled.
Now there cool, I saw in the pictures.
Now listen while bomba sets the pictures.

To cold to fish that night
Crazy party,
no fights.
If your yearnin,
spots are burnin,
OTW gets all the locals pissed.

blah, blah, blah,
gotta go to bed.
Someone keep this rap alive
dont let it get dead!

:love: ,I tol' ya stay off da sauce'

keep it going Rapping Mikey...
 

When Rappin Mikey, is on the Jug
His mouth starts flappin', like he ate a bug
He keeps it flowin'
and U be knowin'
that it just can't ryhme
all the @#%*in' time

Leavin' voice mail at 3 AM
never calls me, where I am
what the frig man
call the jigman
ya might get lucky
if ya call kentucky

Old Toilet Watah
Why they otta...
burning spots, like a droid
they is like a hemmoroid
both is a pain in da ass
just like passin' flamin' gas

Take Heart all fishers
soon ya get your wishes
days will be gettin' longer
sun will shine stronger
bait will start a showin'
and the fishes will be a growin'






is winter over yet?
:hihi:

:claps: Very good Karl

mad skillz!

:eek5: no doubt!
karlf in the hizzy

wow Karl you put ole mickey to shame . you sure look older than your rap capabilities are . its good to be hip , must learn that from the younguns .

Karl
 

A star is born.......:btu: :rotf3: