COLONOSCOPY
 

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Tuesday 1/31/ 2006 would any one like a copy of the video?
I just love being in my 50's ,it's all good.:err:
Link SR

female doctor ?

as long as there werent any lumps all is good . I have a hard enough time dealing with a finger in an exit only area . or corn , spinach and oreos

not that there isnt anything wrong with those that enjoy it .

Have some humus before you have a colonoscopy.

stool softner . here ya go doc

if there any 100$ up there I'll give them 2 bass wipe& chris L:bgi:

ya know , I think its the worst thing about being a guy . I mean woman tempted us with the apple and they pay monthly , but man couldnt we have like ingrown toenails instead of egress
invasion

Oh yea, the finger, I turned to the doctor and asked , does this include drinks and dinner while his hands were on my shoulders
LINK SR:err:
" was that a finger?"

Hmm......................

try getting the camera in the front ...with no meds....YOWWWZZZAH:shocked:

I thank my Dad (successful prostate cancer removal) every time I have a dr appt. Usually don't have the pleasure of the finger exam until you are 40 but because my family has a history, I get them now (started when I was 33)!!

As Chevy Chase states in Fletch, I say loudy; "Mooon Riivveerrr"........

no way its more like you mother ^%%^(%(

HMMMM - Nothing like paying a co -pay for someone to violate you....I had one done in my mid twenty's,,,Oh that was fun...luckly nothing bad ....then 2 winter ago a doctor decided Mr. Hemroid and his friends needed to go thier speperate ways.....some bad memories came flooding back and almost crashed my truck a few time driving home from the procedure they failed to tell me I might not feel to good after it is done..... Like I said nothing like getting violated and paying for it....Sucks getting older but at least we are getting older above ground.....

[ funny, i told em they could keep whatever they found.

colon
 

After you get the little shot you never even know its over until they tell you.

Get a copy of the video so the next time your wife says your head is up your *ss you can prove it's not. Actually in my 1 experience with it the purging and cleaning before hand was worse then the actual procedure. They give you a little happy juice and your actually concious thru the whole thing.

Up scope! poop.poop.poop. Oh, the indignities of the ageing! At least with the 'scope, he won't be asking for his rings back.

Scoped out
 

I hope all is well Link.......:bshake:

UPDATE
 

Monday afternoon :err: way to much jello & juice & chicken broth
thank god vodka & tonic's are CLEAR liquid
LINK SR:bo:

50's? I had one at 30, ya good time...and contious sedation? oxymoron much??? afterwards the nurse just kept smiling at me and asking, "do you remember what you were saying?" :huh: no clue, but I can just imagine...
Hope all is "going" ok for ya buddy...

I know what I would have been saying.....

"Usin' the whole hand doc?":eek5: :bshake: :shocked:

The procedure is easy , its the day and night before getting "cleaned out" that is murder!! :(

:bl: :bl: you ain't kidding, that is some crazy chit:err: :shocked:

I had two of them and the worst part is drinking that stuff !

"Well, I didn't find anything" - Doc
"I'm sure it wasn't from a lack of trying" - Fletch:laugha:

You gonna sound like an evinrude when they pull that bad boy out!!! :laughs:

UPDATE
 

Things went fine, the drugs :claps: can't remember a thing
thank you Link sr

thats good news .

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