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Easter Vacation
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A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150? The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance. |
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freeballin Thats a good one, and written at the proper time of the year too!!!!! |
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