KID'S :)
 

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> LITTLE KNOWN MARITIME FACTS
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> A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea."
Kids
>were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got
>together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.
>
> 1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
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>(Kelly age 6)
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> 2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
>give
>you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they
>have to plug themselves in to chargers.
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>(Christopher age 7)
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> 3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.
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>(James age 6)
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> 4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
>sea
>all around you, you are incontinent.
>
>(Wayne age 7)
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> 5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
>Emily
>Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
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>(Kyle age 6)
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> 6. A dolphin breathes through an %$%$%$%$%$%$%$ on the top of its head.
>(Billy age 8)
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> 7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
>ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to
>make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
>(William age 7)
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> 8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
>How do mermaids get pregnant?
>
>(Helen age 6)
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> 9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
>willy shrink.
>
>(Kevin age 6)

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#9 Is too funny. :laugha: