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Clam Trek ( episode two )
Notice To S-B readers ,Fans of Clam Trek...
this is a very long story....with over 40 pictures and a story line thats complex.....so get out your beverages ,and popcorn and get ready for a ride. Raven Digital Arist http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...k/CLAMTREK.jpg |
please welcome Jack Nicholson
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you want the truth.....
Well you can't handle the truth...!!!
you wanna know about how the Earth has been saved? well, here's what happened.... it all Began one Fall day.... a typical day ....when the old Clammer decides to go fishing off the coast of Rhode Island...... |
well....
he's catching some dinks....here and there....and suddenly he see's something up in the sky heading his way.....
that he knows is gonna ruin his day.... http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...shing-ship.jpg |
Clammer's close call
it's heading almost right for him.... and it's a huge space ship...
so he figures he's gonna get WET....http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ose-call-3.jpg |
hauling Ass........and soaking wet....
well the ole Clammer realizes he'd better get the hell out of dodge
and fires up the boat motor in a panic.... as he fears that a tidal wave might happen...or even worse , he'll get hit by flying wreckage as the ship hits and flips over. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...haul-ass-2.jpg |
out in space.....
A borg ship from the future....
------------------------------------------------------------------------ is orbiting earth searching for the Fleeing federation vessel and is.... scanning the area for survivor's .... of the Crash... http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...Borg_ship_.jpg |
the Clammer Abduction....
with the throttle on the tin boat cranked all the way to full...
he makes his best effort to flee the area..... but it's too late... the Borg's long range tractor beam locks on to his signal... and snatches him....right out of the boat.... http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...med-aboard.jpg |
preperation for assimulation
Dazed and confused....after he is beamed aboard........
Clammer get's a shot of some kind of Anti -Panic drug but notices he's no longer in.... the clothes he was wearing and theres these three alien cyborg lovin beotchs... all chattering away as they surgically try to remove his favorite fishing hat.... :tooth: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...vinbeotchs.jpg |
the Enterprise
meanwhile aboard the federation ship Enterprise...
a long range communication comes in.... from the admiral to John Luke Picard.. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...nterprise_.jpg |
Spoc.... takes the call...
He's got the highest rank in star fleet....anyways... :D
he informs Captain Picard about Clammer's abduction... and how the BORG have utilized time travel to go back in time to earth's past... to try and change the future. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6.../spoc-data.jpg |
The Investigation begins
Secretly Knowing that the Clammer is a Federation....operative
sent back in time.... to keep the planet EARTH safe... a worried Captain Picard orders an instant response and plots a course to the time travel worm hole... http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...tigation-1.jpg |
Arriving at the worm hole
4 hours later...... and preparing to go back to the past.
Captain Picard ....goes on the ships com...and alerts the crew to whats happening and prepares them for a bumpy ride... http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...k/wormhole.jpg |
meanwhile on the borg ship....
The federations worst nightmare has happened.....
The old Clammer has become assimulated into the Borg collective. i give you... Clam-cutist of BORG http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ist-ofborg.jpg |
Stepping on thru
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Arriving at Earth
the Captain and his crew....hope they are not to late in time
and begin to do a Clammer scan....on the whole planet... http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ek/Atearth.jpg |
scanning for the Clam Man
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signature not found
a preliminary search turns up nothing...zip.......ZERO.....nada
apon scanning Clammer's residence .... there is only his friend Bill.... who was supposed to go fishing with him that day.... Bill is looking for him.....because he's not answering his calls? hmmmm http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6.../clam-scan.jpg |
engaging the cloaking device...
Captain Picard ...orders that the cloaking device be put on fast!!
Before Earth defence's.... tries to establish contact and orders a "Cloaked Shuttle craft" to the planets surface for a closer look around the state of Rhode island fearing interference from all the blonde's on cell phone's might be jamming their frequencies.... and has Mr Data upload a map from the main viewer panel http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ShuttleBay.jpg |
Mr Data and A hotty....
Take off from the Enterprise....
she has great Sensory perception....is dressed in leather and is lookin so fine.... a Pm from raven to Jack.... (back to the story man! ) http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ttlerescue.jpg |
floating over head....
Unseen by the hurried masses of USA citizens...
Mr Data ....continues scanning...along with his new girlfriend and tracks down Bill AKA the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& behind the shopping Mall. Unfortunately at that particular moment.....bill has just been caught by his ole pal Chewey....who's rather pissed off at him because he promised him a keeper or two. Chewey who has to keep a low profile or risk generating a whole bunch of bigfoot sightings has bill right where he wants him. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...rek/wookie.jpg |
Mr Data contacts the Enterprise
"Commander Data to Captain Picard !"
Picard answers: "Go ahead Data" "There is no trace evidence of the Clammer Captain...." " Only his friend Bill and a um.... ahh a Wookie captain" Captain Picard angrilly barks out an order... "well then Beam him aboard in a flight suit then data............ and leave that flea ridden wookie behind.... we don't want another flea infestation aboard the enterprise!" :rotfl: "AYE Aye Captain" and with that data enters the mini transporter room http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...amedaboard.jpg |
data leaves the planet...
simutaneously.......
The shuttle Zooms back to the hanger bay of the Enterprise where MR. Spock is waiting.... to assist with the new passenger. => Bill ...known as the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& is in a bit of shock...after his last adventure into space....because he had his memory of it wiped clean to allow him some sanity. |
the Vulcan mind Meld
Mr Spock realizes he'll have to restore The #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&'s
Memory...of all his "lost time" space adventures with the Clammer.... and gets right to work... also giving him full schematics of the ship and how to run it as well as the captain, Mr data and his own expertise combined. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...-Mind-meld.jpg |
Captain EELMAN
Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& now totally pissed off
at the Borg for abducting his friend takes command of the enterprise.... after reviewing all the intelligence .... He then orders captain Picard to return to the earth's surface in the cloaked Shuttle.... on an Archeological expedition that Captain Picard simply lives for... to go cruise around Egypt... to look for clues. (the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& is very suspicious of a recent stamp on the old Clammers passport marked egypt and knows he secretly went there) http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ptain-Bill.jpg http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...r-passport.jpg |
Spock intervenes............
Commander spock... decides he better go with Captain Picard
and says first we must grab a vulcan Hotty and also JohnR (our fearless leader).......so we'll know when we're getting warm.... looking for evidence... and the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& agree's. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...Trek/Egypt.jpg |
Searching the SAND...
around the statues....
MR Spock and Captain Picard ....aren't finding a thing. Then suddenly....a time -space bubble appears out of no-where...... from the past....from Clammer and gives them a friggan clue http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...pacebubble.jpg |
Luck was with them!
Confirming the Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&'s Hunch...
that the Clammer hid something there.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- beneath the sand beside the first statue John Luke uncovers the "book of Clam" otherwise known to be the origional manuscript for the Clammer code. and they quickly take off back to the enterprise.......... http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ammer-code.jpg |
Data and Picard talk
with the "Book of Clam" in their possesion
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain Picard informs mr Data of the Gravity of the situation and that the ability to decipher the code book is crucial to the survival of mankind. Data is Dubious because the last time he he tried it, he almost shorted out his positronic brain trying to decipher it. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ardandData.jpg |
spock-Data mind meld
Since The Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
knew the Clammer as well as anyone and the fact that he had mind melded with commander Spock he suggests that Data and Spock mind meld and combine their brain power ...repeating the old earth saying... "two brains are better than one" but warns mr Data about "Spot burning " and it could be hazardous http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...pockdataMM.jpg |
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