The Four Stages of Life-
 

#1 You Believe in Santa Claus.

#2 You Don't Believe in Santa Claus.

#3 You Are Santa Claus.

#4 You Look Like Santa Claus.

good one dave.......:rotf2:

wow I'm in the final stage. Now what??

stupid santa jokes
 

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

stage four and got a gig friday night. dont know how they knew i do it. BW

I'm sitting between stage 3 and 4 right now. Beard is slowly turning gray, won't be long now.