If I called you last night
 

sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sorry

:fishslap:

:laugha: :laugha:

my daughter was pissed that the phone was ringing and beeper ( work ) "going off all night "

I was asleep counting bass jumping over my line

Listen, I apologized for the kid thing before even singing you your masterpiece. Now shut up before I scalp you. Hold on, where would I even keep that much scalp. I'll just wrestle with you in butter instead!!

i have to say you are one baldy with a bad scar on your scalp . must be from where you were scalpped .

a roll in butter ? hmmmm I like margarine better

oley oley oley oley

I like Oleo.:conf:

parkay

I just noticed I had 3 messages! :call: They were all from Rappin Mikey....you are a whack-Job and a half Mike! Happy New Year!:laughs:

Seven for me...I realized what he was doing when the first call came in at 3:30 (I din't get home from work till 2am).
Awesome stuff, last call placed @ 4:53 am.
He sounded pretty rough by then.
I saved every message.
LOL
You one funny little brother!
Love,
Rick

I don't miss the days hitting the bottle, drunk dialing and spending the next day apologizing for my actions. You know how many exgirlfriends I urked doing that? I'm surprised no one ever got a restraining order against me for bothering them! Now that I'm "older and wiser" I have a couple of beers, kick off my shoes and take a nap.

this guy calls me last night
 

i knew right off it was a wrong number

it was the 2nd time last night....


first time: some lady....who apologized
i said : no problem and "Happy Newyear"

so then this guy calls and he's a friggan drunk
and asks for ricky....
i said : nope you have the wrong number

he calls back...as i lifted the phone 1/4 inch
and dropped it...ten times
repeating myself over and
over.... Until i YELLED : W H A T !!!!!! :mad:
the guy says oh wrong number? :behead:

then he calls back again....
so i blasted him bigtime
QUIT CALLING YOU %$%$%$%$IN %$%$%$%$%$%$%$:wall:
and slammed down the phone-----> Bamm!
:realmad:
he kept callin so i finally unplugged it.... :hs:

Uh Raven
 

Do we have similar phone #'s?
Just kidding.
Love,
Ricky