Wacky Warnings
 

Like my dad said: Don't drink the antifreeze that is in the trunk!:doh:

WACKY WARNING WINNERS
Winning entries in the 10th annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by the advocacy group Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch:

— Winner: “DO NOT put any person in this washer,” from a tag on a front-loading washing machine.

— 2nd place: “Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level,” from a label on a personal watercraft.

— 3rd place (tie): “Do not iron,” from a Super Lotto ticket.

— 3rd place (tie): “Don’t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven,” from a cell phone.

— Honorable mention: “Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle,” from the cover of a phone directory.

People are, after all....pretty dumb! Gotta draw them pictures most of the time!:laugha:

thing is if they didn't put those warnings on .. someone would sue and win. kinda like spilling hot coffee, if you get my drift

My favorite was one spouted by a then-famous comedian...
"Warning on the box for Preperation H...Not to be taked orally."

And although this doesn't quite fit this thread, I also get a kick out of these new medications that have the side-effect disclaimers that list symptoms that are worse that the original illness.

...May cause dizziness, drymouth and anal leakage.

How about the ones that say "may cause death"? That's a pretty somber warning.