Mistaken idenity--
 

Sooz, today i'm minding my own business driving back from the lumber yard with some ceda in my truck. Suddenly look behind me and see a black, unmarked Suburban, all dark tinted windows, flashing it's red and blue lights from behind the grille,signaling to pull me over.:uhoh: Now i know i wasn't speeding, but look down and say oh sheet, i don't have my seat belt on, and with a quick cat like move i hook it. :musc:

A plainclothesman gets out, taps the side of my truck with his hand,and asks, "Shannon". :huh: I say," no Dave". He asks for my liscense and then says, "we have an attempted suicide on our hands and are looking for an older model teel green pick up with a white box in the bed. My truck to a T. :shocked:

For some reason i blurt out," i'm not killin myself today, i'm gettin ready for the PLugfest".:scatter: He smiles, gives me back my liscense,and gets back in his Suburban,
like he Knows what the Plugfest is.:rotf2:
He's prolly thinkin this guy may not be killin himself today but, we'll see him in a straight jacket some day. :rotfl:
Plugfest, gotta luv it. :grins:

what a line :btu: slicker than wet ice

Always wait until your epoxy dries before ruling out suicide for the day.

Good thing you didn't get pulled over in P-town...Not sure how that comment would have been taken!

Is there a part that you left out. I mean, it seems like he thought you were a woman :huh:

Jigman

If I were the cop I would have seen the slick seatbelt move and you would have lost the cedar!!!