%$%$%$%$en bastard
 

ahhhhhHHHH..

youch !

sittin here celebratin the wife's birthday weekend....
Already went gambling ...and eating seafood yesterday
chillin out and she says bring down the parrot...
everything was fine until i reached out for him
just as he spied the plastic .... "hunters" Raven behind me
then he BIT me Baddd! the ...beak went clean thru the side of my
flippin the bird finger like nuthin....like it was a grape...

almost requiring stitches.... :crying:
i instantly got first aide and it's
congealing well.... throbbin like a bastid tho :hs:
the wifes out buying more finger tip and butterfly
band aids for the week....... lotsa blood....everywhere.

i was all set to plant.....to....playing in the dirt... i love
luckilly i just did this thursday.... just have to sprinkle seeds now
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needless to say...i have started to drink beer a bit early this Saturday!

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Nice finger to have a boo-boo. Hope it won't affect fishing. I broke my rod hand baby finger knuckle, about 8 weeks, still hurts to work it alot. Good luck with recovery.

Ouch!!
Hope it heals up quick Raven.
Now you got an excuse to FLIP OFF the world.:kewl:
What did you do to the bird???http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...h_chainsaw.gif

bite em back Craig :eek:

make sure you put some minced black eyed susan petals on there and if that don't work try some oil of echinacea

:hee:

well.... he's lucky to be alive :splat:
(ain't the first time)
i already flew the prick a few weeks
early...and he came back ok...
he just ...mistook me for a crow was all...

just think of heavy duty wire cutters razor sharp
snippin ya....

really bad timing for a farmer...

rakin spring stones...wasn't very fun ! :musc:

I would have just 1 word for that bird...PULL!!... ( insert sound of shotgun here ) :)

looks like Polly wanna a finger....:bl2:

Take the cage over to the grille. "Bird, you ain't nothing but an undersized chicken" Turn it on. Bring the cage closer. He'll get the message....

I hear they taste like chicken.:poke: :hihi:

Raven, we have a severa macaw (not a hand fed)that has gotten everyone in the family. It is still alive only because if I was kept in a cage I'd be dangerous too. It is the wifes bird, she has had it about 25 years, but I am the only one that can handle it now. so believe me when I say I FEEL YOUR PAIN or have felt it anyways.

Rav, ya sure you weren't flippin the byrd to that bird. :huh:

Sorry couldn't resist Craig. :D

Man that's gotta hurt, they can take you down to the bone,
and nothing throbs more than an injury to the top of a finger. :(

Parrot under glass sounds about right Craig.

Wish my Troybuilt still worked. Need to do the top half over.

can't wait
 

for the friggan tree's to leaf out....

because this dammed parrot has been trained to live outside
during the day.... all day... returning at dusk....

he'll do some screamin jet fly bys when he's ready to come in...

then he'll fly to ya in the opened upstairs window
and his disposition improves greatly....i can assure you.

funny you mention it.... cuz one of his non expletive names is

chicken... lol

one forth of july he was just outside the back door
screaming his lungs inside- out for no
apparent reason just to be a total JERK! i thought...
as there were no crows flying over head ,or turkey vultures
or red tail hawks... nothin... so i jumped out the back door
and blasted the 20 guage not quite in his direction....
just to let him know....
don't push it buddy.... or i'll shoot ya. :devil:

sorta freaked out my one neighbor ....but thats ok..

he got the message ..... and shut the hell up... :jump:

Next time, bring out the 10 gauge, he'll get more than the message. :hihi: