I hate stupid people
 

Went down to my back bay spot on sun night before the big storm here on LI . I was testing new plugs i had made and wanted to see them swim . I had four bass to 27 inches . I decided they were swimming right so i moved to my Fire Island Inlet spot . I started casting my 4 inch darter, boom second cast i get a nice fish on , i set the hook and begin fighting this fish . I didn't notice the moron who snack right next to me . the fish takes a run and as i turn to follow the fish i get slapped right in the face with this guys rod .Right in the bridge of the nose , i saw more stars . It startled me and ended up dropping the tip of my rod and losing a 30+Lb fish(First nice fish of my season )

So as i reel in my plug the guy starts yelling at me that i cracked his rod with my nose . I went postal . i went for this guys jugular , he quickly ran out of the water and walked back to his car .I bang another 2 fish to 26 lbs and decide my nose is swollen and i am heading home .
As i get back to my Jeep a State Trooper and Mr Jackass are standing at my truck waiting for me .When the trooper saw my nose he told the other guy to leave before he got arrested on assault charges . He told the trooper he was scared for his life and wanted me delt with .....

So now i have a cracked nose and two blacks eyes ,mowing my lawn and who diid i see pulling up a house 4 away from me is Mr Jackass .
My new neighbor and he puts up a METS flag .. Its now war here on LI
Thats why i shouldnt fish before midnight ..

Dead Mike

Great story Meanstreak. My $$$'s on you. And a Mets fan no less....

so much irony in that story. i love it

that is one of the best stories Ive read on here....:rotflmao:
too bad about the nose though...
what a jackass......

roflmao sorry bout your nose. Never fails though. Now ya can flip im the bird every time ya drive by :hee:

You screwed up ... You should have killed him and kicked his bloody corpse in the water .. thats what I do . :angel:

Sorry about your nose bud, but that was a great story.

I'll second that!

Did he recognize you as his neighbor?

That was a great story! Worthy of the Front Page! Whaddyall think? Time to kick Parker23 of the front page and post MeanStreaks (with his permission of course :fishslap: :whackin: :wall: )

yup....do it

what a stupid person
 

:hs:
i feel for ya meanstreak.... glad you were not charged with manslaughter
and that the cop realized what an Idiot this guy was....

un freakin believable... but i believe it.

Hot Damn! If you play this right you can get years of entertainment outa this jerk. Keep a level head and kill his brain! Karma just gave you a winning lottery ticket!!

Actually i saw him about 8:15 when i was walking the dog . He ran his sorry ass in the house and slammed the door . I gonna milk this guy for all i can . I want him to tremble when he sees me . The black eyes are gone but the cut on my nose is killing me , sweat dripping in !!!
Post it where ever i dont care ! I like this website i can be a hard ass and no one gets mad at me !Thanks !!!!!

The Guys a hack , he was chunking in a place where you really cant chunk . Plus using a EH 12 ft uglystick in a place where a 10 m and a 706z is all the Hardware you need . When i was i newbie i watched the older guys, saw what they were using . I showed up the same timed they fish and after a while they statrted Telling me some tricks . Now they log on to a certain website and think they are Surf Gods .Im in to this 8 years and still dont have everything figured out yet , and probally never will .Some of these guys are dangerous as hell!

Gotta go tide to catch
Dead Mike

well at least he's not a Yankees fan...............

Good going..Gonna be an interesting summer for you:laugha:

Hehehehe - Done: http://www.striped-bass.com/fishing/

Gosh Meanstreak, thats quite the story, sorry about the nose and eyes glad to hear the eyes are better.. the guy deserves whatever he has coming to him.. but yeah, great story.

too funny. if it were me id walk over to his house with a 12 pack in hand and bang on the door. make love not war meanstreak :D

this is the main reason that god greated eels. 2 or 3 eels left in a neighbors car can wreck havoc turing the summer months. but u have to be a nice guy for a few weeks. always remember. old age and trechery always beat youth and vigor.

hey bro sorry about your nose but that is a great story.

Maybe you two should save some coin and carpool to catch the tide! Just kidding....but it would give you opportunity to employ Slow Eddie's plan. How many racks you gonna leave on his steps this season?

i kinda like Nebe's Idea thus Far......:rtfm: then if that doesn't work then

you can try neighbor wars.... only because.... A. you've already threatoned to kill him...or do bodily harm... well not in public... or with witnesses ....but it will suck coming home to find your place trashed
after a great night fishing.

one of the all time great fishing stories.thinking there are alot more similar ones out there.

great story.. but what a moron. the golden rule of fishing = give people room. you learn that when your like 4.

Sorry about the eyes and nose... These people fishing without any Etiquettes should be ban! It should be common sense that every person needs room (personal fishing spaces).. These people have no clues.. :nailem:

Screw that. Blow the B^%$d up. M80s in his mailbox

let me guess. your neighbor was chunkin the backside of demo.

Sad thing is he's one of many that are out there. Sorry you have to live next to such a Moron. Keep us posted as to the progress or lack there of on this relationship. This actually sounds like a perfect pilot episode to a sit-com. Now watch somebody will steal this idea and make millions!:realmad:

Sorry about the nose........ I noticed at my favorite spot every time I hook up I get about a half dozen other guys pretty much shoulder to shoulder with me...Before no one is to be seen...

One guy I noticed was fishing through my tackle. When I yelled at him he just said "wanted to see what you use"
Quickly told him "if you dont back up I will be using you for bait"

some guys have no respect good luck with this guy

Great story