Man Gets DUI Riding Lawn Mower
 

so what if i buy a horse
then, i get smashed on BEER

hell, i'll have a pony keg right
on the back end of the horse

and carry a horsey beer mug :rolleyes:

Amazing, even in your own yard? Some s***t is out of control.

yeah but I got a feeling that if you rode your lawnmower around drunk in your own backyard, the cops are gonna leave you alone
riding on the sidewalk, however, is another story

lol, give the bum the book! Serve him too! They should make him clean public toilets, or those Porto-Sans. :hee: