I broke another Freakin' Toe!!!!!!
 

Ugh, I f()cking hate dark rooms and coffee tables!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spent half the summer with a mashed big toe now the one next to it bought it.

Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wall::wal l::wall::fury:

ouch. :( Specialy with those big clod hoppers.

Geeze Flap, you're a bigger clutz than I am! My wife moved the hall tree and I tried to kick it across the kitchen during a midnight piddle run. There was blood and tears...:shocked: I got back to bed and she says, "I thought that you would do that". WTF!!:doh:

I'll bet you were trying to kick imaginary field goals while drinking too much. :doh: :(

don't tell me
 

you stumbled in the dark trying to save electricity

rtgsjtykyu,lixyh,lhkyd.


sorry that happened to yah Steve

comfrey the plant ..........in the way way olden days...

1500's it was called "knitbone "

used in the form of a poultice (herbal compress)

i know because ..........i was there...

heals it up quick like... because of the high amount

of alantoin in it... the body's cellular glue

Steel toed slippers are the only answer. :hihi:

:huh:

WIZARD :spam:

:lm:

hey man
 

Don't be knockin free worthy advice
mr i disbelieve everything
and won't even try anything....

for someone who's prone to accidents...

and i am certainly in that group....


this particular herb is found growing
nearly everywhere.... (too bad it's winter)

and i'm sure ole Flaptail has
walked by it on many occasions not knowing
of it's particularly good bone healing attributes

everyone who will ever break a toe....can use it
because what are ya gonna do
,,,,put a friggan cast on your toe.....nope

which is why i mentioned it

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...b1/comfrey.jpg

How is the poor coffee table? :(

It was laughing it's ass off as my wife kept shaking her head and saying how unbelivably clumsy I am.

Problem is she is right.:smash:

hey Flap,
you need one of those

push on- stickem up lights

have the wife pick one up :uhuh:

I got a new ottoman for xmas and that first weekend I think I stubbed just about every toe I had on it....after 2 days of it I felt like my feet were nothing but throbbing pain......luckily I didnt break any (but swore I had everytime) ....cant imagine what actually breaking it must feel like.....:fury:

Hope you heal quickly!

You must be left handed.

LIGHTS !!!!!

and /or
 

L E D flashlights :uhuh:

Three so far on coffee tables.Right little toe twice.

Nothing like a nice loud "MOTHER %$%$%$%$er" to wake the neighborhood!

Second the steel toe slippers. :laughs: Or maybe a nice night light

wear your headlamp...problem solved..:rotf2:

Busted one of mine moving my bed almost a half year ago.Thing is all crooked and big.Nail gave up doesn't want to grow anymore.Hurt like he^7 for months.I feel your pain man.Just when it starts to heal you bend it and crack it's broke still/again.

I am feeling your pain, Flap!

Stubbing toes is hereditary in my family. I got it from my Mom and my Dad. I am good for at least one a month, when the stubbitis creeps in. I can go months without doing so, but when it crops up ~LOOK OUT! I can go on a real streak of MF's in the middle of the night, broad daylight, it just doan matter.

The skeery part is my 5yo daughter has been stubbing her toes since she was 3. Coffee tables, chairs, ottomans, counters, doorjams, table legs, fouton legs, bed frame posts ~you name it, i've made full speed contact with any/all of my toes at some point and have broken my share of said digits along the way. My poor baby girl, she's in for it already.

Hang in there Flap, they do heal. Just pray for no further damage to the same foot :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:.

Today, I was clipping my toenails, and when I clipped the little piggy, the whole nail just rolled off like it was on something dead.

ooh, thats bad. I had that happen when I smashed my big toe this past summer. It just fell off completely one day. Wsn't expected to grow back but it has and it, like the rest of me, is really ugly. All twisted and bent. A train wreck.

your right

CLAP-ON-CLAP-OFF theCLAPPER!!!!!:wall:

OUCH.... at least you should be heald in time for the bass to return..

Youll just have to lay off the holdovers and trout for awhile...