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Mr. Sandman 03-13-2008 09:37 AM

What would you rather have?
 
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1400 gallons of gasoline

or

4 hours with her:

Saltheart 03-13-2008 09:54 AM

I'd take the gas! :)

PaulS 03-13-2008 10:01 AM

2nd vote for the gas.

thortum 03-13-2008 10:34 AM

3rd for the gas. Gas would last quite a while. 4hrs with her would break down to two, two minute sessions!!! Gee, I like all the to to's in that last sentence. :wid:

The Dad Fisherman 03-13-2008 10:47 AM

The Gas.......I could sell some of it and take an hour with her and still drive around and fish for the season

eastendlu 03-13-2008 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman (Post 574018)
The Gas.......I could sell some of it and take an hour with her and still drive around and fish for the season

We think alike!!!!::laughs:

The Dad Fisherman 03-13-2008 10:55 AM

You know what they Say...Great Minds :D

RIROCKHOUND 03-13-2008 10:56 AM

Can I take a half hour and half the gas?

Mr. Sandman 03-13-2008 10:57 AM

I wonder if the emperor's club has a lay-a-way plan?

RIJIMMY 03-13-2008 11:34 AM

i'd like 10 - 15 minutes, a video camera, and the gas.....

The Dad Fisherman 03-13-2008 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman (Post 574027)
I wonder if the emperor's club has a lay-a-way plan?

No Pun Intended

InTheHole 03-13-2008 11:47 AM

lets see 4 hours of sweaty,hedonistic, no-holds-barred no strings attached sex with a pro .... probably overrated ... I'll take the gas

The Iceman 6 03-13-2008 12:01 PM

Can't we have both?

striperman36 03-13-2008 12:39 PM

the gas, the woman is over rated.

Raven 03-13-2008 12:42 PM

hmmmmm
 
this quite the difficult decision..... :think:


NOT
i get such great sex at home that i think i'm gonna die....

and if i got caught having sex with her... it would happen....
one way or another....with her or from the wife ...

SO....
GIVE ME Gasoline please :agree:

striperman36 03-13-2008 01:11 PM

Wow, I guess we all should come over to your house.

Joe 03-13-2008 01:16 PM

I drive so little the gas would turn to varnish.

fishaholic18 03-13-2008 01:37 PM

Oh what I could do with all that gas...The memories..:love:

FishermanTim 03-13-2008 01:42 PM

I'll take the gas as well.

Otherwise, you'd have four hours (actually more like 3 hrs 45 min) of her doing her "best" to get your money's worth.
I wonder how inspiring it is to have her say the same stuff she'd been telling the hundreds of other guys that had ridden that "thang".
Check her out in 5-10 yrs when her best option will be as second or third string "performer" in a third rate brothel.

eastendlu 03-13-2008 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Raven (Post 574048)
this quite the difficult decision..... :think:


NOT
i get such great sex at home that i think i'm gonna die....

and if i got caught having sex with her... it would happen....
one way or another....with her or from the wife ...

SO....
GIVE ME Gasoline please :agree:



Chickens don't count:laugha:

striperman36 03-13-2008 02:06 PM

She's probably already gotten a book offer for 7 figures.

The Iceman 6 03-13-2008 02:29 PM

Am I the only one who would take the gal?

:hidin:

Swimmer 03-13-2008 04:15 PM

Gasoline no boubt a doubt it. Wont need any cylins after you use the gas.

UserRemoved1 03-13-2008 05:12 PM

I've seen better looking hookers on the local street corner. WHY would anyone spend money on that thing EEEEEEEEEEE run

I'd take the gas sell it and buy a Pahrump brothel :hee:

Adam_777 03-13-2008 07:07 PM

I would take the gas.She's nasty.Probably has Aids or some other form of VD.I think his wife is better looking than the hooker.

The Dad Fisherman 03-13-2008 09:16 PM

OK you last to guys must have taken the gas....and inhaled to many fumes.

She IS pretty smokin, if she was going to comp me one i'd be all over it

keeperreaper 03-13-2008 09:27 PM

I guess I have no morals. Give me the F'n whore!!!!

fishbones 03-13-2008 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& (Post 574117)
I've seen better looking hookers on the local street corner.

Are you telling me there are better hookers on the corner in Uxbridge? That town is a little Norman Rockwell piece of Americana. I've been to Uxbridge many times and never saw any hookers at all. And I was looking for them.:hidin:

PaulS 03-14-2008 06:52 AM

Former drug addict, homeless and has been doing as many guys as posssible for the last few years- I'll take the gas.

Duke41 03-14-2008 06:57 AM

whore for me. gas is overated


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