Patterson's Extramarital Affairs
 

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Replacement Gov admits to a "number of affairs"
I guess he's got an eye for the ladies.

Ha,
he doesn't have to turn out the lights!!!

Everyone looks good to him.

Since he can't see , he feels what's truly inside a woman. Wait a minute , that didn't come out right! :)

I tell ya, if he could see the look on his wife's face...

To his credit, I heard that he promised his wife he won't see any more women.

It's not his fault, he does not know what women see in him.

You guys are just awful :rotflmao: ' course I had to stop from making the comment that maybe, err, never mind :angel:

see... if you keep doing that, you will go blind :rotfl:

well I heard his wife had a few players on the bench

One can easily SEE:shocked: the irony in these posts.